http://www.parkwayreststop.com Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:39:20 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Dogette, in a comment to this post, asked what was going on with canned peas. I take such questions seriously, particularly when they come from Dogette. Accordingly, I made a special stop at the supermarket tonight to listen in, and here’s what I heard. It ... http://www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/10002338 Tomato No. 1: Hey, I see you guys are new here. Welcome to the Produce Aisle. Tomato No. 2: Feh! I have nothing to say to the likes of you. Tomato No. 1: Jeez, what’s with the uppity attitude? Tomato No. 2: Dude, we’re organic. Tomato No. 1: ... http://www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/10002332 Y E S !!! http://www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/10002328 I'm busy watching the election returns and hoping for the best. That is all. http://www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/10002325 If you think that the present state of the government in New Jersey is just fine, please move on. We have nothing to talk about. However, if you are fed up with living: (a) in a state with the highest property taxes in the Union (plus income tax and sales ... http://www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/10002317 Hint: It is a from a 1962 college yearbook. Hint: I figure there's a good chance that she authored that unintelligible blather next to the photo. Hint: She is living proof that one can be graduated from college and still be dumb as a cinder block. The Answer: ... http://www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/10002301 I wonder if there is anyone who thought that The One would make his Afghanistan troop decision before this Tuesday’s election. I’m not sure about the level of functioning grey matter of anyone who would believe that, but I am shit sure about The One’s priorities. http://www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/10002297 I saw this sign in the window of a local eatery during my groundpound this morning. I got to thinking, Hmmm ... seven bucks ... the price is nice. Rice: Cool, I like rice. What's not to like?" Beans: Excellent. I like all kinds of beans. In fact, ... http://www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/10002272 I wish I could say that it absolutely amazes me how this guy gets away with it. In fact,, it doesn't amaze me at all when you consider that I could die of old age before the mainstream media get around to calling The One on his bullshit. ... http://www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/10002265 It is truly difficult to decide which is the bigger piece of shit: Levi Johnston or CBS “News.” For my part, I believe that CBS as a news source has become a running joke and that Levi Johnston is a detestable punk who needs -- I mean really needs – ... http://www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/10002250