Janeane Garofalo and an Egg Salad Sandwich.
So, why is it that you progressives seem to dislike Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas?
Well, we disagree with his view of the Constitution as being a document that limits the extent to which the federal government can play a role in our everyday lives.
Interesting. Why do you suppose that we conservatives seem to dislike Barack Obama?
It’s racism, straight up. You just can’t bear the thought of a black man being the president.
Know what?
What?
You should apply for a patent on your particular brand of stupid.
Janeane Garofalo is not very smart if she can be outwitted by an Egg Salad Sandwich. Actually, I would love to have an Egg Salad Sandwich right now.
Comment by Kevin — March 7, 2010 @ 7:55 pm
I was just gonna say that the sandwich was smarter, too.
Comment by Dave Merriman — March 7, 2010 @ 9:40 pm
Not sure she can patent something that is obviously already in public usage. So many on the left seem to have the same (lack of) mentality.
Comment by joated — March 7, 2010 @ 11:25 pm
Basically she’s saying that she and people that think like her are smarter than the Founding Fathers. Yes, this shows how stupid she is but it’s also very scary because people like this really believe they are correct and will stop at nothing to get their way.
Comment by Big Geek Daddy — March 8, 2010 @ 9:20 am
It’s sad when people like her forget why they have a platform to speak from in the first place; because of their art not their smarts. Too bad. I actually liked her for about 5 seconds at the beginning of her career. Before she actually thought anyone gave a sh!t about her political view.
Comment by Dan O — March 8, 2010 @ 1:30 pm
I’m a racist; she’s ugly. I can change.
Comment by Mark — March 8, 2010 @ 2:04 pm
Janeane’s dad was a colleague of mine at the Great Corporate Salt Mine. I have no idea where she got her politics or shrillness… certainly not from her old man.
I’d have only one request to make of Ms. Garofalo, were I to meet her:
“Hey, Janeane! Make me a sandwich!”
Comment by Elisson — March 8, 2010 @ 4:12 pm
Someone please explain to me why I would care what this dumb bitch thinks?
Comment by James Old Guy — March 8, 2010 @ 5:33 pm
Gag, what a skank. You couldn’t pay me enough to take this one for the team. HELLLLLL, NO! Just another damaged man hater. I’ve seen her kind before, just as they were nearing the zapper on a hot summer night. ZISSSST!
Comment by ScratchNSniff — March 9, 2010 @ 2:05 am
That dude is ugly.
are you going to finish that sandwich?
Comment by matt — March 9, 2010 @ 9:04 am
I’m betting that Janine thinks of the Constitution as a loose set of suggestions that just happened to be jotted down in pencil in fractured English. Sort of a Colonial-era bar napkin.
Comment by dogette — March 9, 2010 @ 10:25 am
JG just might be a switch-hitter. She looks like she has something large, brown and tubular coming directly at her.
Comment by Boobie theRocket Dog — March 9, 2010 @ 10:58 am
I love an egg salad sammich with some crispy bacon.
Sour-puss Janine,,,not so much.
Comment by firefirefire — March 10, 2010 @ 1:42 pm
I just discovered this site. That is hysterical.
Comment by P — March 10, 2010 @ 3:02 pm