September 30, 2011

The One Calls Joe Biden.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:47 pm


Biden: Joe here. What’s shakin’ bacon?

Obama: What?

Biden: Who’s this?

Obama: It’s the President.

Biden: Hey! Long time, no talk. Wassup, pal?

Obama: Don’t “pal” me, you asshole.

Biden: Hey, why so glum, chum?

Obama: Glum? Glum? No, I’m not glum; I’m really pissed.

Biden: Why is that, pal?

Obama: I told you: don’t “pal” me! You went on a radio talk show and said that the shitty economy can’t be blamed on Bush and that is our doing. I almost shit when I heard that. I just got off the phone with Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and she was screeching like a friggin’ banshee about it. Says you’re making her look stupid.

Biden: Hey, that Debbie is one pretty hot number. I’d hit that. Wouldn’t you? She reminds me of a gal back in high school in Delaware I used to meet under the grandstand. Man, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Then there was Sue, the cheerleader …. Ooooooh-wheeeeee …

Obama: Joe, is it possible for you to shut the f*ck up for just one f*ckin’ minute?

Biden: Sure, pal. You got it.

Obama: So, what do you have to say for yourself?

Biden: About what?

Obama: About what? Are you both stupid and deaf? I’m talking about you running your mouth on that radio show. We gave you the goddamned talking points. The shitty economy is Bush’s fault; we inherited it, and we’re doing a great job cleaning up his mess. Is that too difficult for you to remember?

Biden: Hey pal, you know how it is. They were asking me lots of questions, and I hadn’t eaten breakfast. I probably was thinking about whether I wanted eggs over easy or scrambled after the show.

Obama: Goddammit, can’t you be more careful about what you say?

Biden: OK, I’ll be really careful next week when I am booked on a radio show in the fifty-seventh state.

Obama: Not funny, asshole. “Stand up, Chuck!”

Biden: Maybe I’ll do the next interview speaking friggin’ Austrian.

Obama: Very, very funny, asshole. You know, I could boot your sorry ass off the ticket in a heartbeat.

Biden: Ha! Go for it. I’ll bet Maxine Waters would take the job.

Obama: Well, at least she wouldn’t be a stuttering asshole.

Biden: Did you say “stuttering?”

Obama: Sure did.

Biden: It takes one to know one.


Biden: I’d say that went pretty well. Oh, shit! I’m missing “Wheel of Fortune.”

September 29, 2011


Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:14 pm

My cruller is in the “stall” mode, and I have not been able to kickstart it. I suppose there are many reasons for this, most of which you would find about as interesting as reading tables of random numbers.

I figured that it might help for me to do a bit of stream of consciousness and see what happens. Here we go:

1. Hmmmmmm…….

2. There is no number 2.


September 26, 2011

Rhythm Girl.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:29 pm

I probably have watched this about a half-dozen times. She’s got rhythm, a positively captivating voice and an extremely clever idea for their presentation.

You’ll like it. Guaranteed.

September 25, 2011

“March With Me…”

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 3:19 pm

The One exhorted his peeps in the Congressional Black Caucus, ““I expect all of you to march with me and press on.”

The only thing missing was the members of the Congressional Black Caucus shouting in response, “Sieg Heil!” I guess none of them speak Austrian.

I believe that this would be an appropriate training film for viewing at the next caucus meeting.

September 24, 2011

Mellow Bob.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 3:56 pm

I’m a fan. He pretty well captures how I feel each day when I read of yet a brand-new sharp stick in the eye delivered by The One and his band of rogues.

Linked by Doug Ross. Thanks!

September 22, 2011

As the Beatles would say …

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 1:16 pm

I’ve got nothin’ to say, but it’s OK ……….. (cue the rooster)

Truth is, I have lots of things to say, but I’m too farookin’ lazy to write them down.

In the meantime, have a cocktail. If you add veggies (e.g. olives and/or celery), it’s not a cocktail, but rather it’s a healthy salad.

September 19, 2011


Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:06 pm

I’ve got a good spam filter, but occasionally a few manage to make it through to the moderation queue. I thought this one was particularly catchy:

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I’ll try harder to help this fellow see my attention-grabbing cut-off dates middle to heart. Oh, and I can always use some extra.

September 18, 2011

Wow! Just Farookin’ Wow!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:15 pm

Went to see Tommy Emmanuel perform today. This is a photo of THE guitar, which I took with my cell phone camera during the intermission. Photos were not permitted during the show. I had a front-row-center seat, and I was close enough to damned near read the hands on his watch. As was the case the last time I saw him live, I was completely blown away.

Listening to the pre-show chatter among audience members, I’d concluded that probably three-quarters of the audience was comprised of guitar players (at least those, such as I, who, after hearing Tommy play, are embarrassed to call themselves “guitar players”). My suspicions were confirmed when I quickly looked around during the show to see much of the audience looking positively slackjawed by the guitar wizardry that was taking place on stage.

If he returns next year, I’ll be there.

September 16, 2011

“My Home New Jersey”

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:10 pm

An excellent musical tour of the GAHden State.

By Paul Czekaj

Thanks to Captain Artie for the link.

Bumper Sticker.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:21 am

Brought to you by The Campaign to Re-Elect The Divider-in-Chief.

Swiped from Doug Ross.

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