March 31, 2010

Balloon Guy.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 5:43 pm

Still bereft of the desire or ability (assuming I ever had any) to string more than a couple sentences together, I thought I would share the following video, which shows a guy doing an imitation of a dick with legs being positively giddy upon having successfully wiggled himself into a giant prophylactic-colored balloon.

I suppose it also could remind one of a sperm with legs and a tee shirt trying to pierce an ovum.

His earlier FAIL, appears here.

Via David Thompson

10 Comments »

  1. that gave me the creeps. i’ve always been scared shitless by Rover from The Prisoner. yipes.

    Comment by gregor — March 31, 2010 @ 6:53 pm

  2. I’m sure da broads are lining up in droves to go out on dates with this guy.

    Comment by Erica — March 31, 2010 @ 7:00 pm

  3. Some people have way too much time on their hands.

    Comment by Kevin — April 1, 2010 @ 2:10 pm

  4. “I’m sure da broads are lining up in droves to go out on dates with this guy.”

    He’s attempting to impress da broads from Brooklyn. An old, tested, tried and true technique, from what I’ve hoid. A spring mating call, if you will. Heh. ;-) Dress up like that, take a stroll through Bensonhoist and viola! Instant date!

    Comment by JerseyJerry — April 1, 2010 @ 2:50 pm

  5. Behold, a future politician!

    Comment by Dave Merriman — April 1, 2010 @ 5:04 pm

  6. Oh, and I suppose, JerseyJerry, walking around in hideous nylon parachute tracksuits, such as what you and the whole cast of the Sopranos probably wore 25 years ago, is any better? A guy walks down the street like that in Bensonhoist and he’ll end up eating a sandwich cut from his own stindeens. We ain’t prissy like youse guys.

    :P

    Comment by Erica — April 2, 2010 @ 2:01 pm

  7. Sorry to disappoint you, my dear Erica, but I NEVER, EVER dressed like the Sopranos. I was small town NJ, not North Jersey. Jeans and sneakers back then, same as now. (Too much of a techno-geek I guess) Besides, my Magyar DNA would NEVER allow me to dress like that! ;-) Didn’t want to look like I came from Brooklyn or Queens or sumpthin’. Ack! Heaven forbid! Bensonhoist? Pffft. :-) All kidding aside (I was kidding?), I like your new blog! A very blessed Passover to you and your family.

    Comment by JerseyJerry — April 2, 2010 @ 9:20 pm

  8. Thanks JerseyJerry…a gesunde heiligeh vokh for you as well.

    Comment by Erica — April 2, 2010 @ 9:53 pm

  9. I’m not sure what creeped me out most. Really. There is so much to choose from.

    What a lonely guy.

    And good Grief, what made him want to do this? Can you imagine if he’d asphyxiated? Died inside a huge balloon?

    Comment by Bou — April 3, 2010 @ 8:20 pm

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