Nancy Pelosi Meets the Easter Bunny.
Pelosi: Wow! It’s the Easter Bunny. Did you bring me something for Easter?
Easter Bunny: I sure did. I made a special batch of chocolate covered eggs just for you.
Pelosi: A special batch? Just for me?
Easter Bunny: Yes, they’re very special, and they are just for you.
Pelosi: Goody! I love chocolate covered eggs. Oh my, they’re beautiful. (Takes bite) GAK! These eggs are full of shit!
Easter Bunny: Indeed. Happy Easter.
Nancy… err… there’s a brown ring around… oh never mind.
Comment by Mike R. — April 3, 2010 @ 9:54 pm
I’m amazed she’d recognize the taste, her entire head being made of it and all.
Comment by LeeAnn — April 3, 2010 @ 10:21 pm
If only…
Comment by Dave Merriman — April 3, 2010 @ 10:55 pm
ROFLMAO – Happy Easter Jim.
Comment by Teresa — April 4, 2010 @ 12:26 am
Easter Bunny: Well, Sarah liked them.
Happy Easter anyway.
Comment by Cousin Jack — April 4, 2010 @ 1:20 am
Because of this stunt, the Easter Bunny just lost his appointment to sit on one of those new government death panels health care decision committees. The spot is now going to Nancy’s close friend the Botox Bunny.
Comment by Suzette — April 4, 2010 @ 8:30 am
I used to change the lyrics to “here comes peter cotton tail” to:
“Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hopping down the bunny trail
leaving little feces on his way….”
Comment by suze — April 4, 2010 @ 10:33 pm
I love these happy little stories.
Comment by sheri — April 4, 2010 @ 10:57 pm
Nancy Pelosi eats ****!
Comment by Kevin — April 5, 2010 @ 9:04 pm