The One Talks to the Oil Leak.
I am the President of the United States, and I command you to stop!
Huh?
I said, I’m the President of the United States, the leader of the free world and the most powerful man on earth, and I command you to stop!
Piss off.
Listen, you’re really lousing up my presidency here.
Have you tried blaming Bush?
I tried that, but it’s not working.
Sucks to be you, I guess.
Care to play some golf?
Pffffffft.
Linked by Doug Ross. Thanks!
OK, this was damn funny.
Comment by Bou — June 18, 2010 @ 10:34 pm
He *does* seem to be spending an inordinate amount of time on the links, eh? I mean, that makes sense if he’s got his whole cabinet and all 32 czars with him to strategize while he’s teeing off. He’s probably thinking hard about the Middle East, China, Russia, North Korea, Chavez, etc. etc. etc.
Comment by Mike R. — June 19, 2010 @ 9:14 am
I just read today that now he is blaming the unemployment problems on the Republicans. He says if they supported his positions all the problems would be solved. I was at one time hoping he would not fail so completely because I hate to see my country in the shape he has gotten it in so fast but now I just want him to fail so completely and so quickly that even the idiots who voted for him (mostly college educated who paid no attention to his **accomplishments**) would vote against the Dems this fall and against the Dems again in 2012. I want him gone and the sooner the better. At this point I would even take plugs over him.
From the speech that TRT made earlier this week I am guessing that she is now setting up her campaign for 2012. That is another one I want gone.
Comment by dick — June 19, 2010 @ 6:06 pm
Love it. Especially the Sucks to be you. That was perfect.
Comment by Teresa — June 20, 2010 @ 12:50 pm
Thanks – for the laugh out loud!!!!! And say goodbye to another one term president!!!! (and YES – he can blame that on Bush!!)
Comment by AtlantaJeff — June 27, 2010 @ 12:50 pm