Iâ€™d like a corned beef on rye, please.
Yes sir. Coming right up.
Was everything OK?
The sandwich was good, but I have a problem with the bill. You charged me $8,759.00 for the sandwich. Is this some kind of joke?
Well, I needed a little stimulus.
Donâ€™t be a wiseass. It says right here on the menu that the price of a corned beef sandwich is $4.95.
Itâ€™s a living and breathing menu.
Hello, Rahm. I want a Diner Czar appointed by tomorrow!