Hey! Careful there! You almost stepped on me!
Iâ€™m glad I didnâ€™t. No one wants to step on a big, brown, steaming pile of shit.
Whatâ€™s with the â€œbrownâ€ thing? Are you some kind of racist?
Iâ€™m not a racist; Iâ€™m a Democrat.
Wow! So am I!
Cool. Are you registered to vote?
I canâ€™t register. Like you said â€“ Iâ€™m a pile of steaming shit.
I can make that happen. Do you have any steaming pile of shit friends?
Absolutely. Theyâ€™re all over the sidewalk and street.
Iâ€™ll have someone from ACORN hook you all up in time for the November election.