December 26, 2010

Katie’s Desk.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 11:56 am

After watching Katie Couric’s masterful interview of Condoleezza Rice, I dispatched PRS Operatives to gain access to Katie’s desk and have a look around. Here is some of what they found:

Pre-interview notes, entitled “Getting Condi, the wingnut, to admit that there’s no way she really is a black woman.”

A copy of a note to Kieth Olbermann: “Kieth, I would totally love to do ‘special commentaries’ like you do. Can you give me some tips. I’d make it worth your while (I’m perky in more ways than one – LOL).

A rough draft of what appears to be the beginning of her autobiography, entitled, “Nooze is My Business, and Business is good.”

The beginning of a note to CBS News executives “Ratings, Shmatings. I’m hot shit, and you damned well know it.”

A book entitled, “Foreign Policy for Dummies.” (The book shows no signs of ever having been opened.)

A note signed by President Obama: “Dear Katie with the sweet ass – Thanks for everything. I owe you big time — Best, Barry.”

A large box of Crayola crayons (all well used).

The beginning of a note to Bob Schieffer: “You old goat; it’s about time you got the hell out of my way Bob: Congratulations on your decision to transition to new opportunities. I always admired your work.”


  1. Condi schooled her right well there. Katie keeps trying to push for what you could ot have known at the time of the decisions made which makes absolutely no sense at all and luckily Condi squashes that right away. Can we please have Condi for our next president? She would probably be a really good one. She is the one who should have been our first black president.

    Comment by dick — December 26, 2010 @ 4:57 pm

  2. Couric has no talent, and is paid by people with no talent, except for bamboozling the American public.

    I wish she would interview me.

    Comment by Yabu — December 29, 2010 @ 10:11 am

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