After watching Katie Couricâ€™s masterful interview of Condoleezza Rice, I dispatched PRS Operatives to gain access to Katieâ€™s desk and have a look around. Here is some of what they found:
Pre-interview notes, entitled â€œGetting Condi, the wingnut, to admit that thereâ€™s no way she really is a black woman.â€
A copy of a note to Kieth Olbermann: â€œKieth, I would totally love to do â€˜special commentariesâ€™ like you do. Can you give me some tips. Iâ€™d make it worth your while (Iâ€™m perky in more ways than one â€“ LOL).
A rough draft of what appears to be the beginning of her autobiography, entitled, â€œNooze is My Business, and Business is good.â€
The beginning of a note to CBS News executives â€œRatings, Shmatings. Iâ€™m hot shit, and you damned well know it.â€
A book entitled, â€œForeign Policy for Dummies.â€ (The book shows no signs of ever having been opened.)
A note signed by President Obama: â€œDear Katie with the sweet ass â€“ Thanks for everything. I owe you big time — Best, Barry.â€
A large box of Crayola crayons (all well used).
The beginning of a note to Bob Schieffer: â€œ
You old goat; itâ€™s about time you got the hell out of my wayBob: Congratulations on your decision to transition to new opportunities. I always admired your work.â€