1. Now that
The Platonic Form of a Horrible Harridan Hillary Clinton has publicly stated that she will not remain as Secretary of State in a God Forbid second Obama administration, I would so love to be a fly on the wall when she talks privately to her sack of shit partner in crime husband about The One. You gotta know it ain’t pretty. I’d lay five to one that the “N-Bomb” gets dropped. Hey, he’s a goober and she’s a swine. Easy bet. In fact, I’ll lay ten to one.
2. I see that the detestable Bill Maher has though it appropriate (and funny?) to publicly refer to Sarah Palin as a “dumb twat.” Wouldn’t it be excellent to see Todd Palin or one of Todd’s and Sarah’s sons publicly slap the dogshit out of Bill Maher? Sure would make my day.
3. Andrea Mitchell is a mega douchebag. If you need a link to support that proposition, you haven’t been paying attention for the last decade.
4. In my view, Anthony Weiner stinks more than rotting, hot-summer-day road kill. I admit, it’s close, but Weiner wins by a nose.
5. The news isn’t all bad. After all, Ted Kennedy is still farookin’ dead.
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