1. Now that
The Platonic Form of a Horrible Harridan Hillary Clinton has publicly stated that she will not remain as Secretary of State in a God Forbid second Obama administration, I would so love to be a fly on the wall when she talks privately to her sack of shit partner in crime husband about The One. You gotta know it ainâ€™t pretty. Iâ€™d lay five to one that the â€œN-Bombâ€ gets dropped. Hey, heâ€™s a goober and sheâ€™s a swine. Easy bet. In fact, Iâ€™ll lay ten to one.
2. I see that the detestable Bill Maher has though it appropriate (and funny?) to publicly refer to Sarah Palin as a â€œdumb twat.â€ Wouldnâ€™t it be excellent to see Todd Palin or one of Todd’s and Sarahâ€™s sons publicly slap the dogshit out of Bill Maher? Sure would make my day.
3. Andrea Mitchell is a mega douchebag. If you need a link to support that proposition, you havenâ€™t been paying attention for the last decade.
4. In my view, Anthony Weiner stinks more than rotting, hot-summer-day road kill. I admit, itâ€™s close, but Weiner wins by a nose.
5. The news isnâ€™t all bad. After all, Ted Kennedy is still farookinâ€™ dead.
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