April 21, 2011

I’ll have the Whopper with Hope and Change, Please.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:00 pm

I have been listening to The One spew his bullshit since before 2008. It’s gotten to the point where there is a new puke-inducing spew every day. However, once in a great while, he makes a comment that is so perfectly asinine (indeed the Platonic form of assholery) that it actually makes me laugh.

Earlier today at a $35,800 per plate fundraiser breakfast (Hey, the eggs were organic) in the San Francisco Bay Area, The One was introduced by Congresswoman, former Speaker of the House and full-time, world-class asshole, Nancy Pelosi. During his remarks, The One, according to Drudge, stated that Nancy Pelosi is “one of the greatest speakers in history.”

One of the greatest speakers in history? Jesus H. Christ! I’m pissing my pants laughing here. Every time I hear that dizzball speak she sounds as if, just that second, she had been awakened from a deep sleep.

Actually, I’m laughing because, if, by now, people can’t see the utter incompetence of these two jackasses, I just don’t know what the hell else to do.

5 Comments »

  1. But how do your really feel????

    Comment by Brian "Proud Air Force Vet" — April 21, 2011 @ 11:57 pm

  2. That pretty much sums it all up. The two biggest ass-clowns of the 21st century.

    Comment by Lee — April 22, 2011 @ 12:27 am

  3. In my opinion, she’s still in a coma.

    Comment by Yabu — April 22, 2011 @ 8:20 am

  4. You could hang this picture in the stables at the Kentucky Derby & title it” A Groom kissing the horses ass for luck”!

    Comment by dudley1 — April 22, 2011 @ 10:17 am

  5. Remember you have to pass the bill to know what’s in it according to Grandma Asshole.How about:”The Oval Office,I always thought I was going to have really cool phones and stuff….I’m like,’C'mon guys,I’m the president of the United States.Where’s the fancy buttons and stuff and the big screen comes up?’It doesn’t happen.”He went to Columbia and Harvard?Like the douche is a valley girl.

    Comment by john — April 22, 2011 @ 10:17 pm

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