August 9, 2012

Nancy, the Haunted Louse.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 11:05 pm

By now, many of you have probably read about Nancy Pelosi’s telling and re-telling the story about how, when visiting the George Bush White House, she heard the voice and felt the presence of Susan B. Anthony and other women historical figures. No, really.

PRS Operatives managed to obtain a recording of another of Nancy the dingbat’s voices.

Voice: Hey!

Nancy, the dingbat: Susan? Is that you?

Voice: No.

Nancy, the dingbat: Sojourner Truth? Elizabeth Cady Stanton? Lucretia Mott?

Voice: No!

Nancy, the dingbat: Who is speaking to me?

Voice: I’m your ass.

Nancy, the dingbat: My ass? What do you want?

Voice: Kindly remove your head. You’re killing me.

People actually voted for this mental case.

7 Comments »

  1. Her job won’t be complete ’till she does to America what her daddy did to Baltimore.

    Comment by ck — August 10, 2012 @ 12:54 am

  2. So true! I remember the D’Alesandro regime when I was a kid, and even then I was glad that I lived outside of the city. Believe it or not, in the Little Italy neighborhood, the city put up a street sign that says “Nancy Pelosi Way”. I nearly barfed! Baltimore is actually proud of her! Go figure. Of course, most of the city is populated by Dumb-As-Crap Donks who keep voting the same clowns into office. It’s no wonder that Baltimore is a cesspool now. And that’s a compliment!

    Comment by Ms. Pat — August 10, 2012 @ 7:10 am

  3. The California Freezer Eagle speaks…..

    Head up her ass?….Explains the muffled echo when she speaks, I always thought it was a cheap microphone on the podium.
    People actually voted for her??? Only communist dictators receive a higher plurality then she got…..that being the case as they were unopposed, I believe Pelosi got about 84% of the vote….the ignorance of free people is amazing.

    Comment by dudley1 — August 10, 2012 @ 10:20 am

  4. By the way Jim….this is an old picture of her when she shouted out in a House Session “Read my lips Bill, dump that Floozy Monica & give me a shot at that baloney pony”

    Comment by dudley1 — August 10, 2012 @ 10:24 am

  5. Every speech or press conference this creature gives ,she says at least one stupid thing . I thought that explained the silly grin , but I think that is due to the many face lifts . No one has asked her if she knows that several of the spirits strongly opposed abortion .However I am sure Nancy with the grinning face would dismiss that because she is a self proclaimed theologian .Like Hillary and Michelle ,she is despicable .

    Comment by john — August 10, 2012 @ 7:39 pm

  6. John…..
    The many face lifts, I think this bimbo has gone thru a number of stages;
    stage 1 was dipping her face in a bowl of shellac to coat her skin so wrinkles would not form when she laughed , blinked or spoke.Main advantage was she did not need to touch up her make up , just polished it with a rag soaked in lemon pledge until it glistened!
    Stage 2 was trying the same trick as stage 1 but using wax …probably got her banned from the wax museum. Besides the Wax would drip & run under stage lighting…She called it smog damage , some of her constituents bought the story.
    Stage 3 is my favorite, spraying her face with the liquid nitrogen spray a dermatologist freezes warts with. Hence the name Freezer Eagle….problem was she could not blink & her eye brows & lashes

    were always frosted..
    Stage 4 was surgical facelifts to repair damage from previous methods. Made millionaires out of about 4 plastic surgeons.
    stage 5 the current method ,weekly injections of Botox. Learned this from John “who served in Viet Nam” Kerry. She kinda had a crush on him but she did not have enough money to attract him.
    I suspect she is despicable……. but absolutely sure she is bat shit crazy.

    Comment by dudley1 — August 10, 2012 @ 8:45 pm

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