April 6, 2005

Jekyll Agenda Change.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:14 pm

Those planning to attend the upcoming Georgia Writers’ Workshop, please take note of this important announcement.

The previously scheduled seminars, entitled “Writing Fiction: How Much Research is Enough?” and “Earning a Living with Words” have been canceled.

In their place, Velociman and Acidman will jointly conduct a symposium, entitled, “The Aging Male Anal Sphincter and the Consequences of its Diminishing Sensitivity.”

Velociman will then read portions of his treatise on bicycling, which he calls, “Bicycling – It’s Not Just a Sore Ass.

Acidman will complete the pre-lunch session with some useful tips on Heiney Hygiene”.

Note: Recording devices and cameras are not permitted in the classroom.

15 Comments »

  1. Hilarious!

    Comment by jmflynny — April 6, 2005 @ 9:36 pm

  2. Can you set up a webcam for those of us who will not be able to attend, but want to learn about these important subjects?

    Comment by Dash — April 6, 2005 @ 9:37 pm

  3. Scribbling furiously. I’m way behind the curve with my presentation…

    Comment by Velociman — April 6, 2005 @ 10:15 pm

  4. Jim, I would watchout for those two guys, some of there shit could rub off on you, Cat.

    Comment by Catfish — April 6, 2005 @ 10:25 pm

  5. Cat – And given the sorry state of their respective sphincters, I probably would never hear it coming.

    Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — April 6, 2005 @ 10:27 pm

  6. Damn, Jim…you HAVE been hanging out with the wrong crowd! Haha!

    Comment by zonker — April 6, 2005 @ 10:45 pm

  7. Watch your mouth Zonker

    Comment by Catfish — April 6, 2005 @ 11:19 pm

  8. I assume Mr. Snitch will be a guest lecturer. Have fun, Jim.

    Comment by Sluggo — April 6, 2005 @ 11:24 pm

  9. The whole workshop sounds like a pain-in-the-ass!

    Too funny

    Comment by Billy Budd — April 7, 2005 @ 12:15 am

  10. .. I assume we’ll have cocktails before and after… right?..

    Comment by Eric — April 7, 2005 @ 12:16 pm

  11. Do you exchange toothbrushes after the rectal cleaning and…..never mind

    Comment by bsp — April 7, 2005 @ 12:25 pm

  12. Did someone say something about cock tails before and after?????

    I also hear there will be a guest speaker who isn’t part of the blogger crowd,,,

    Comment by Michele — April 7, 2005 @ 1:03 pm

  13. My lecture will be entertaining, enlightening and flatulent. You don’t want to miss it.

    Comment by Acidman — April 7, 2005 @ 2:59 pm

  14. I could do one: “Falling Off The Deck Gracefully Is Not, In Fact, an Oxymoron.”

    Comment by liv — April 7, 2005 @ 3:59 pm

  15. and dont forget my presentation entitled “Are Enemas REALLY Helpful?” replete with diagrams and charts and samples from actual enemas which have been performed in real life hospitals by real life nurses who even wore gloves and everything.

    it should be a real crowd pleaser….

    Comment by mr. helpful — April 9, 2005 @ 12:51 am

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