Hello, friendly peeps and fans of our pal Jimbo. Guess what? I donâ€™t actually have the keys for his fancy shmancy House by the Parkway digs, so this, boys and girls, for those of you unfamiliar with the concept, is whatâ€™s known as â€œbreaking and entering.â€ But shhhhâ€¦donâ€™t say nothing.
I was weighing the pros and cons of doing such a dastardly deed in my head, wondering, wellâ€¦heâ€™s such a swell guyâ€¦will he be soooper-doooper POâ€™ed at me? Will he sic the Usuals on me? Only time will tell, but, allâ€™s I know is that heâ€™s far, far away, with the Usuals, and so, for now, I donâ€™t have to worry about getting my kneecaps broken by Paulie and Big Pussy and having a search and rescue squad dig up my Louisville Sluggered remains in the farookinâ€™Â© Meadlowlands.
So, Jimboâ€™s in Gator Countryâ€¦hehâ€¦hehâ€¦heh. Well, geezâ€¦now there is definitely a rich Everglades-sized minefield of banter just waiting to be unleashed on his unsuspecting ass, while he
puts a jugunda frackinâ€™ dent in the Sunshine Stateâ€™s liquor supply soaks up the sunâ€™s rays, and bobs in the crystal clear ocean waters with his buddies.
For starters, I thought itâ€™d be kinda cool to throw a â€œwhat ifâ€ scenario your way. What ifâ€¦what ifâ€¦oh, I dunnoâ€¦what if alligators also had Great Farookinâ€™ HairÂ©, too? Kinda hard to imagine, but heyâ€¦thatâ€™s what Photoshopâ€™s for, ainâ€™t it?
Crikey!, I wish I knew how to do that nifty HTML thing Elisson does, with the â€œWhip it Out/Put it Backâ€ tag, but, since Iâ€™m walking on thin ice as it is, I donâ€™t wanna make stuff too complicated around here. Oh well.
I give you the scary-sick, Weird New Jerseyesque Alligator with Great Farookinâ€™ HairÂ©. Just donâ€™t stare at it directly, or else your stindeensâ€™ll turn to stone.
Yeah, Iâ€™ll definitely be in deep doo-doo for this…Seeja laters, alligators.
(By the way, peeps…this PRS Hijacking would not have been made possible without the able-bodied assistance of â€œThe Nicest Guy in the Blogosphere.â€)