May 19, 2007

Mutiny On The PRS Bounty

Filed under: Uncategorized — Erica @ 1:09 am

Hello, friendly peeps and fans of our pal Jimbo. Guess what? I don’t actually have the keys for his fancy shmancy House by the Parkway digs, so this, boys and girls, for those of you unfamiliar with the concept, is what’s known as “breaking and entering.” But shhhh…don’t say nothing.

I was weighing the pros and cons of doing such a dastardly deed in my head, wondering, well…he’s such a swell guy…will he be soooper-doooper PO’ed at me? Will he sic the Usuals on me? Only time will tell, but, all’s I know is that he’s far, far away, with the Usuals, and so, for now, I don’t have to worry about getting my kneecaps broken by Paulie and Big Pussy and having a search and rescue squad dig up my Louisville Sluggered remains in the farookin’© Meadlowlands.

So, Jimbo’s in Gator Countryheh…heh…heh. Well, geez…now there is definitely a rich Everglades-sized minefield of banter just waiting to be unleashed on his unsuspecting ass, while he puts a jugunda frackin’ dent in the Sunshine State’s liquor supply soaks up the sun’s rays, and bobs in the crystal clear ocean waters with his buddies.

For starters, I thought it’d be kinda cool to throw a “what if” scenario your way. What if…what if…oh, I dunno…what if alligators also had Great Farookin’ Hair©, too? Kinda hard to imagine, but hey…that’s what Photoshop’s for, ain’t it?

Crikey!, I wish I knew how to do that nifty HTML thing Elisson does, with the “Whip it Out/Put it Back” tag, but, since I’m walking on thin ice as it is, I don’t wanna make stuff too complicated around here. Oh well.

I give you the scary-sick, Weird New Jerseyesque Alligator with Great Farookin’ Hair©. Just don’t stare at it directly, or else your stindeens’ll turn to stone.

Yeah, I’ll definitely be in deep doo-doo for this…Seeja laters, alligators.

(By the way, peeps…this PRS Hijacking would not have been made possible without the able-bodied assistance of “The Nicest Guy in the Blogosphere.”)

12 Comments »

  1. LOL E! I see ya committing high crimes and misdameeners all over the place. Gonna get back to your own blog anytime soon? I be missin’ ya.

    Comment by imp — May 19, 2007 @ 8:13 am

  2. oh my my… Erica, it’s been nice knowin’ ya.

    Comment by Jean — May 19, 2007 @ 8:26 am

  3. OMG… ROFLMAO!!! Excellent. I’d say more, but I’m laughing too hard.

    Comment by Teresa — May 19, 2007 @ 1:48 pm

  4. Erica,

    Don’t you realize you broke the code by ratting Craig out. All I can say is, be careful if you and Tony roll your Escalade.

    Comment by Randy — May 19, 2007 @ 4:43 pm

  5. Youse are not doing ANYTHING to allay my fears, here. A chewing out is one thing, but the Mark of the Squealer? To be honest, I’m not sure I’m ready for that.

    Comment by Erica — May 19, 2007 @ 5:41 pm

  6. I think folks are forgetting Jim’s OTHER ‘gotcha’:

    Clowns!

    Comment by DMerriman — May 19, 2007 @ 10:40 pm

  7. … bwhahahha.. best photoshop I’ve seen in months!…

    Comment by Eric — May 20, 2007 @ 8:00 am

  8. holy crap, you are sooo gonna get it!

    Damn!

    Comment by oddybobo — May 21, 2007 @ 11:45 am

  9. Holy smokes! I had to clap my hand over my mouth to keep from letting out a roar of laughter. Even so, my boss stuck his head out of his office to make sure I wasn’t choking to death. Ye Gods! I’ll never get that image out of my head!

    Comment by Omnibus Driver — May 21, 2007 @ 11:47 am

  10. So it’s not bad enough you put your own head on the chopping block, you gotta rat Craig out too?

    Can’t wait to see the fallout from this; beautifully done.

    Paul

    Comment by Light & Dark — May 23, 2007 @ 12:58 pm

  11. Ha! You think I ratted Craig out? Check this out. Tell me that’s not love.

    Comment by Erica — May 23, 2007 @ 1:13 pm

  12. Shit disturber ;)

    Comment by Light & Dark — May 23, 2007 @ 1:36 pm

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