December 31, 2007

Happy New Year!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 1:54 pm

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In addition to wishing all who come by here a happy and healthy 2008, I have a few special wishes for some of those who don’t.

I wish the following for these folks:

The producers of reality television programs: I truly hope that in 2008 you find something worthwhile to do with yourselves.

Isamofascists: I hope that you all wake up one day in the coming year and say to yourselves, “Man, this is a really bad idea,” and that you get an education and begin producing something of value to the world.

Spammers: May you all take up an avocation as useful to society as is spamming. Plate spinning might be good. (Yes, I know. They do come around here, but they are cyber zapped before anyone ever sees them.)

Congress People and Senators: May you all wake up one morning and decide that what you need is a real job.

New Jersey Legislators: May you all accept a plea bargain.

John Edwards: May your wife get well, and may you and she stop the Stalinist bullshit and return to your mansion to enjoy spending time with your children.

Barack Obama: May you read a lot, think a lot and mature a lot. At the end of that process, you just might become a Republican.

Ted Kennedy: May you enjoy a swim in a vat of scotch.

Nancy Pelosi: May your plastic surgeon remain alive and his hands nimble.

Bill Clinton: May you come to realize that you will not implode if you talk about something other than yourself for a minute or two.

Hillary Clinton: May you return to the Senate, finish your lackluster service there and then accept a position as a panelist on The View, and may you accept with dignity the reality that even Joy Behar is smarter than you.

29 Comments »

  1. heh…what a priceless piece with which to end the year!

    Wishing you and yours a most wonderful 2008!

    Thanks, Jim, for making 2007 so memorable.

    Comment by Jean — December 31, 2007 @ 2:03 pm

  2. Hillary Clinton on The View…..now that’d be a show!

    Happy New Year, Jimbo! *Cheers!*

    Comment by DogsDontPurr — December 31, 2007 @ 2:49 pm

  3. If all the congresscritters tried to get real jobs, let’s face it, we’d have to build more prisons.

    Comment by Craig — December 31, 2007 @ 3:17 pm

  4. Happy New Year!

    Comment by Enlighten-NewJersey — December 31, 2007 @ 3:22 pm

  5. Happy New year to you too, Jimbo.

    re: Obama becoming a Republican. Not bloody likely. He’s from Illinois, a state which would be the bottom of the graft and dishonesty barrel if not for New Jersey’s Democrats.

    Comment by joated — December 31, 2007 @ 3:50 pm

  6. You are one of a very special kind, Hairboy, and that is an excellent rendering! Are you trying to put John Cox out of a job, or what? I wish you ah gitteh, gezinte, gebentched Nu Yu’armit a sach lieb un froyndlichkeit.

    Comment by Erica — December 31, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

  7. You are much too kind to these people but I guess it’s the season for that sort of thing :)

    I thought Ted Kennedy had an olympic sized pool filled with scotch…

    Comment by hammer — December 31, 2007 @ 4:14 pm

  8. Happy New Year, Mr & Mrs Jimbo!!

    See you in 2008!

    Comment by Jerry — December 31, 2007 @ 4:31 pm

  9. A happy new year to Jimbo @ Mrs. J.!

    …and I don’t think teddy kennedy has an olympic-sized swimming pool filled with scotch; he just smells like he takes a dip in one every monring…

    Comment by Jersey — December 31, 2007 @ 4:36 pm

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    Comment by Jim - PRS — December 31, 2007 @ 4:36 pm

  11. Happy New Year, Jim, and a wonderful 2008 filled with joy, blessings, health and prosperity… and more great posts!

    Comment by Fausta — December 31, 2007 @ 4:53 pm

  12. Happy New Year, Jimbo. Here’s to a 2008 that is sure to be interesting, if nothing else!

    Comment by Agamemnon Jones — December 31, 2007 @ 5:06 pm

  13. Happy New Year to you and yours, too, Jimbo. Thanks for another great year of literate, intelligent, thought-provoking, funny posts. And especially, for your friendship.

    Comment by dogette — December 31, 2007 @ 5:15 pm

  14. A Very Happy New Year Jimbo to you and the family by the Parkway. :-)

    Comment by Teresa — December 31, 2007 @ 5:31 pm

  15. bwahahaha! plate spinners! shades of the ed sullivan show!
    have a happy new year jim!

    Comment by gregor — December 31, 2007 @ 7:23 pm

  16. Oh man, that Joy Behar comment was below the belt…and perfect! Ha!

    ¡Prospero Año Nuevo! Jimbo, and everyone here. Gotta go check out Agamemnon Jones, cuz that is the grooviest blog name I’ve ever known!

    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — December 31, 2007 @ 7:31 pm

  17. Happy New Year to Jimbo & his loyal audience….2008 will be a real hoot with all the lib socialist pandering. Look for Hillary to come out talking like Aunt Jamima….she`s being coached by Whoopie Goldberg.

    Comment by dudley1 — December 31, 2007 @ 7:53 pm

  18. Excellent!

    Have a Happy New Year. I tip my Guinness to you, sir.

    Comment by RT — December 31, 2007 @ 8:56 pm

  19. Great post to end the year.

    Happy New Year to you and your family.

    Comment by LeeAnn — December 31, 2007 @ 10:35 pm

  20. Hey Jimbo! may your New Year be Alligator free and your chain saw always sharp! Happy new Year!

    Comment by GUYK — December 31, 2007 @ 10:54 pm

  21. Happy New Year Jim….

    Mick

    Comment by Mick — December 31, 2007 @ 11:08 pm

  22. Here’s to a happy and healthy 2008!

    Comment by Kevin — December 31, 2007 @ 11:45 pm

  23. THAT was GREAT. Happy New Year!

    Comment by Bou — January 1, 2008 @ 12:20 am

  24. Did I wish yo9u a hapopy New Year already?? I’m wishing you aghain! Happy New Year, Hairboy…you are the most funnest peeps ever!

    Oy!

    Comment by Erica — January 1, 2008 @ 12:40 am

  25. oh lawsie, mistah jimbo… has miz erica been imbibing?

    Comment by Jean — January 1, 2008 @ 3:40 am

  26. Jimbo:

    THAT was absolutely rich! As always! Happy New Year, funny man. Your blog is always a bright spot in my day.

    Comment by Lee — January 1, 2008 @ 3:47 am

  27. Happy New Year Jimbo.

    Can’t top that “wish list” of yours…but please give my love to your lovely wife and daughter……..

    Comment by Tammi — January 1, 2008 @ 11:04 am

  28. Happy New Year, Jimbo – may you, your loved ones, and your Great Farookin’ Hair have a 2008 full of health, happiness, and success in all your endeavors. And good Blodgemeet Attendance, too.

    Comment by Elisson — January 1, 2008 @ 11:50 am

  29. Happy New Year to one half of the Elderly Brothers.
    Surprised you guys didn’t have a gig for the Early Bird special :-)

    Comment by h~ — January 1, 2008 @ 4:32 pm

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