Some of you may recall, Jimbo wrote a post a few weeks ago about a website he enjoyed called â€œYOUNGME â€“ NOWME,â€ in which (in his own woids), â€œpeople submit a picture of themselves in their youth (often as small children) alongside a picture of themselves as they appear today, often striking the childhood same pose.â€ Clicking on the link, I noted in the comments on how I did not see a before and after photo of Hairboy, hisownself.
Thereâ€™s a reason for that, which Iâ€™ll get to shortly, and itâ€™s not because the camera hadnâ€™t been invented yet (Iâ€™m sorry, but anyone who would say that, thatâ€™s just mean).
What many of you peeps do not know, probably because heâ€™s such a private, non-boastful kinda guy, is that Hairboy, currently a lawyer, wasnâ€™t always the big shot attorney youse know and love, and in his yoot had to do some pretty heinous things on the way up to be able to afford to put himself through law school. I gotta hand it to the guy, in spite of a very checkered past, heâ€™s really made a name for himself.
While I wasnâ€™t able to get my hands on any still photographs of Hairboy in his yoot, Wiseass Jooette Operatives (think: the Boris & Natasha to PRS Operativeâ€™s Rocky & Bullwinkle) was able to obtain raw video footage of a Geicoâ„¢ â€œcelebrityâ€ commercial Hairboy was paid about $20 to make, back before he was more famously (in Jersey at least) known as â€œJimboâ€ but went by the stagename â€œSal Cucco.â€
Note: Due to F-Bomb droppage, this video â€” which, for some reason, WP isn’t letting me embed â€” might possibly be NSFW, so watch with caution.
Undoubtedly, this brief stint on the telly-vision served as the future fodder that helped create such PRS classics as â€œThe Deer and Da Joisey Guy.â€ I know many of you are wondering, though: â€œYo, Wiseass Jooetteâ€¦Jimbo keeps a mostly anonymous web presence, so most of us donâ€™t even know what he farookinâ€™ looks like. How are we gonna even recognize him?â€
Well, dear PRS readers, wonder no more, for Wiseass Jooette Operatives also managed to procure a recent snapshot of the guy, and lemme tell youse, he was not impressed. Without further hesitation, I give you a candid photograph of the former Sal Cucco-turned-Jimboâ€¦but nowadays everyone just calls him â€œPaulie Stindeens.â€
Most impressive. Am I right? I tell ya, thoughâ€¦what I donâ€™t understand is why someone with such Great Farookinâ€™ Hairâ„¢ would want to hide this magnificent bouffant from the rest of the world.