June 10, 2008

I Found The Keys on The Front Porch

Filed under: Uncategorized — Teresa @ 9:13 pm

So I thought I’d peek in and tell you all why Jimbo REALLY left town. It’s not for a smashingly great trip to Hawaii, it’s not to see old buddies and play music… no, this is why:

Crocodile trapped in surf off SC barrier island

Steve Bennett of the Department of Natural Resources told The Post and Courier of Charleston that the crocodile likely escaped or was released by someone who illegally brought it from its normal habitat in southern Florida.

A likely story… we all know they are coming to get him and Jimbo took off like a bat out of hell, left his keys lying around and everything. Can’t say I blame him, next one you hear about will be in Maryland. You wait and see.

4 Comments »

  1. Yo, I wrassle gators off da shores a Coney Island all the time…in fact, I get up real close to them, squeezing those big stinky, lumpy lips of theirs shut with my fist, and whisper to ’em in their ears: “Yo, you and your merry band of dooshbag gators…youse bettah stay away from Da Jersey Shore and leave my pal Hairboy alone, or else dey’ll be some real hell to pay. I’m not freakin’ playin’ around, Mr. Jaw Snappin’ Dooshbag!”

    No joke, I’m the reason there are no gators in Jersey. Because we feed them all so well in the New York sewers, so except for a few rogues in the bunch, most of them don’t even want to leave.

    Comment by Erica — June 10, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

  2. Eeek! We were just there last month. Walking along the shore, unsuspecting, like.

    :o)

    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — June 10, 2008 @ 9:53 pm

  3. Those gators are ruthless! Here in California they have been spotted pooping in our tomato fields causing another salmonella outbreak! Not long ago they were crappin’ on our spinach, and even on the green onions served up at Taco Bell! If I was in Hawaii I’d keep a close eye on those pineapple fields! A.Close.Eye.
    MF’n GATORS!JG

    Comment by JihadGene — June 11, 2008 @ 2:42 pm

  4. Just make sure you feed the cat that doesn’t belong to Jimbo, that he secretly loves. Let him have the recliner, too.

    Comment by RT — June 12, 2008 @ 8:52 pm

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