July 16, 2008

By the Numbers.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:05 pm

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PFFFFFFT!!

I sat in front of the screen for a while, just staring and trying to think of something readworthy to write. Nothing came to mind, so I got to thinking about all the things I could be doing that are more fulfilling than staring at the farookin’ screen.

So, I said to myself, Yo, Jimbo, count to 100, and if nothing readworthy pops into your cruller, that’s that.”

So, there you have it. That’s that.

14 Comments »

  1. Why only 100? Why not 101? 1000? 2 to the 16th power?

    Comment by DMerriman — July 16, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

  2. But can you count from 100 to 1?

    Comment by Jake — July 16, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

  3. poetry.

    Comment by wRitErsbLock — July 16, 2008 @ 10:26 pm

  4. 99 bottles of beer on the wall…….

    Comment by Jerry — July 16, 2008 @ 10:29 pm

  5. Dude, you spelled twenty eight wrong(see 82). I’m just sayin’… Happens to me a lot too.

    Comment by RedNeck — July 16, 2008 @ 10:50 pm

  6. Would that be 100 empty brain cells? *grin*

    Comment by Teresa — July 17, 2008 @ 12:50 am

  7. And you’re not drinking…why?

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — July 17, 2008 @ 7:13 am

  8. On Friday we will tackle the alphabet.

    Comment by hoosierboy — July 17, 2008 @ 7:44 am

  9. Jimbo — No pressure big guy.

    Comment by Mark Reardon — July 17, 2008 @ 9:47 am

  10. Out of curiosity, what is “more fulfilling than staring at the farookin’ screen[?]”

    Inquiring minds wanna know. So spill it, Hairboy.

    Comment by Erica — July 17, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

  11. A couple of shots of chocolate vodka over ice will bring your muse running…or so I’ve heard.

    Comment by joated — July 17, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

  12. Dear Jimbo-

    Do what I do…write shit about your family! Yeah, it pisses ’em off…and I’ll pay dearly for it later… but what the hell! It’s like that Schlitz beer commercial…You gotta go for the gusto! Or was that a commercial for Ripple? Oh well.

    Comment by JihadGene — July 17, 2008 @ 1:52 pm

  13. Hey, you could do one of those “100 Things About Me” lists. You’re half way there….you already have the numbers down!

    Comment by DogsDontPurr — July 17, 2008 @ 3:41 pm

  14. At least you’re more inspired than I. 😉

    Comment by Braden — July 18, 2008 @ 9:37 am

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