Something is going on.
I spent a couple hours in Loweâ€™s today, and I really didnâ€™t mind. It used to be that five minutes in Loweâ€™s was five minutes too many. Could it be a retirement thing?
I used to be able to wear a tee shirt and shorts in the house all winter long, but now I sport a thermal shirt and sweat pants. Could that also be a retirement (getting old) thing? Then again, losing sixty pounds (on purpose) might have something to do with it.
If I find myself watching daytime television, I hope one of you will be kind enough to come to the House by the Parkway and shoot me.
That is all.