Iâ€™m sure that by now you all know about The Obama Event Registry. The object of this
clever stunningly idiotic idea is for The Oneâ€™s supporters who have a wedding, anniversary, birthday or other gift-giving event coming up, to forego receiving a gift, but rather to ask their gift-givers to click on the Obama Event Registry to make a gift to the Obama campaign.
PRS Operatives have learned of yet another fundraising scheme being cooked up by the geniuses running the Obama Campaign. In fact, we have obtained a copy of the fundraising letter that will mailed to The Oneâ€™s supporters, and it will appear online as well. Take a look.
TAKE THE PLUNGE FOR BARACK.
Dear Friends and Supporters:
Quite simply, my re-election is absolutely critical to the future existence of the United States, the world and the planet. The Republicans, obstructionist fat cat creeps that they are, just donâ€™t seem to realize that. Weâ€™re in for a tough fight this year, and Michelle and I need your help in a big way.
In that regard, I am happy to announce our â€œTAKE THE PLUNGE FOR BARACKâ€ program, which provides you with a convenient way to make a meaningful donation to my campaign and thereby ensure that I have another four years in which to finish the job of fundamentally transforming America.
Itâ€™s easy! Hereâ€™s all you have to do:
1. Create your Last Will and Testament, leaving your entire estate to my campaign. If you already have a will, you will need to write a new one to accomplish this. Donâ€™t worry about the cost of preparing the document, as Eric Holder and I have a virtual army of lawyers available to help you, free of charge, just a click away.
2. Properly execute the document in accordance with your stateâ€™s probate laws (our lawyers can help you with this â€“ again, at no cost to you!)
3. Once you have executed your Last Will and Testament, locate a high bridge and take the plunge. If you are having trouble finding a suitably high bridge, consider throwing yourself in front of a bus or driving into a bridge abutment. This has to be done before November, and we ask that you â€œTake the Plungeâ€ no later than October 15th, as we will need all the money we can get our hands on for the final run-up to Election Day.
Do it for your Leader!
Itâ€™s the right thing to do!
Update: The lunacy continues — for real.
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