Well, this will be the last night I will have to spend in my hidey-hole without a telephone or even e-mail, because tomorrow is ELECTION DAY! I have been so excited thinking about winning tomorrow that I wasnâ€™t able to concentrate on Regis, Oprah or QVC. Some primo herb would have helped, but those MoveOn.org guys dragged me out of the house before I could grab my stash. Thank God for the Cristal! LOL!
OMG, it is going to be sooooo cool to be The Speaker in the House. Iâ€™ll get to, like, speak whenever I want, and everyone will have to listen to me, especially those stoooooopid republicans, because Iâ€™ll have that big gabble that I can use to hit them in their stooooooopid heads if they donâ€™t listen. LOL!
I was thinking about the laws I would pass, but then I got this super idea. The thing is that it is a super seeeeecret idea, but, Dear Diary, I can share it with you.
Hereâ€™s my idea. As soon as I become The Speaker in the House, I will expeach that dumbbell Bush AND that grumpy-pants Cheney BOTH AT THE SAME TIME! Boy will they EVER shit a pickle!
And, when they are both kicked out of office, GUESS WHO WILL BE PRESIDENT!!! ROTFLMAO!!! Yeah, itâ€™ll be me, me, me, me.
Iâ€™m so excited, I think I might pee in my Roberto Cavalli panties.
If my friend Hilly finds out about my super secret expeachment plan, sheâ€™ll shit in her Wonder Woman Underoos. Sucks to be her! LOL!!!!!