December 29, 2006

Nancy’s Diary (Vol. 6) — Pissed!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 6:37 pm


Dear Diary,

I am sooooooo pissed right now, you have no idea!

After I completed my excellent answers to the Christmas Meme, I thought it would be fun to send it on to Barbra Streisand, because I thought she is really smart and would have fun answering the questions. In fact, I was waiting for a phone call from her thanking me for my thoughtfulness.

But, did I get a phone call? No! Just as I was about to sit down with a bottle of Cristal and some quality herb, I got this freakin’ fax from Babs, in which she went all, like, Jewy on me! She called me a “stupid bitch” and said that she’d like to shove the meme up my ass!

I cannot believe that Hilly and I had planned to invite her to White House parties once Hilly is elected President, with ME as her Vice-President. Hell, we even had the pork-nosed bitch on the short list to become the UN Ambassador. Well, she can damned well forget about that now.

As far as I’m concerned, ol’ Saggy Tits can kiss my traffic-stopping SPEAKER ass!


  1. Nancy, don’t burn those bridges just yet. You’re going to need the partnership of some of those high-profile Jews because they have connections to the 7 Jew-bankers living in the vault in Switzerland who control everything in the world, including your rise to the White House. (Ask Elisson) Be the better … lady … woman … womyn… person in this and don’t turn it into a battle.

    Comment by rsm — December 29, 2006 @ 7:44 pm

  2. … you two both need a spanking…. you AND Denny…. not that I would be the one to administer the spanking, but still…. that doesn’t mean you both don’t deserve it…..

    Comment by Eric — December 30, 2006 @ 12:16 am

  3. Spanking, my ass. More like a medal. I haven’t had so much fun reading these “fall out of my chair” entries since Rachel Lucas used to post her brilliant fisks!

    Keep it up, Bro. We need something rich to laugh at in these desperate times.

    Comment by Lee — December 30, 2006 @ 3:02 am

  4. Always makes me laugh, thanks. I was not aware of madam speaker’s “traffic stopping ass.”

    Comment by Sgt Hook — December 30, 2006 @ 10:26 am

  5. Beefucking youtafull!….Awesome!

    Comment by dudley1 — December 30, 2006 @ 11:18 am

  6. Do I have to separate you two?

    Comment by Erica — December 30, 2006 @ 4:14 pm

  7. Ummmm…she IS a traffic-stopping ass!

    Comment by Lee — December 31, 2006 @ 2:55 am

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