April 28, 2007

Another Case of the Ass.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 2:55 pm

Over the past week or so, I have become sort of a “Mr. Grumpy Pants”. True, the malady is in the nature of a Free-Floating Case of the Ass, but, after some reflection, and attributing a portion of my Case of the Ass to various bits of Life 101, I realized that my rotten-assed disposition is traceable to the antics of these lemons, every single one of whom has made me want to put my fist through a wall over the past month.

They are in no particular order, and if you need links to know who they are and why they give me a Case of the Ass, then you too probably qualify for the list.

Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Barack Obama
Dick Durbin
Chuck Hagel
Chuck Schumer
Bob Menendez
Frank Lautenberg
John Edwards
Elizabeth Edwards (Yes, it is a shame that she is ill)
Dennis Kuchinich
Rosie O’Donnell
Barbara Walters
Joy Behar
Sean Penn
Sheryl Crow
Al Gore
Daryl Hanna
Bill Moyers
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
John Murtha
Jesse Jackson
Tim Russert
Lawrence O’Donnell
Ron Kuby
Barney Frank
Ted Kennedy
Cindy Sheehan
Robert Kennedy, Jr.
Jon Corzine (Yes, I’m glad he’s recovering)
Jim McGreevey
Barbra Streisand
Sandy Berger
Dan Rather
David Gregory
Katie Couric
Chris Matthews
Eleanor Clift
John Kerry
Al Sharpton
Tim Russert
Joe Biden
Charlie Rangel
Patrick Leahy
Chris Dodd
Jane Fonda
Barbara Boxer
Andrea Mitchell
Helen Thomas
Jonathan Alter
Bill Maher
Maureen Dowd

Note: Each time I thought I was ready to post this entry, I thought of another person who belongs on the list. I’m posting it now, even though I am sure I omitted more than a few who belong on the list. I think I need a break.


  1. at any given time the top ten of my shit list will alternate between politicians and tort lawyers and preachers..but for the past couple of years it has been preachers and politicians..Jessie Jackon is at the top right now with Hilary a close second..I suspect that if Jessie stopped too fast he would get Hilary’s nose up his butt..

    Comment by GUYK — April 28, 2007 @ 3:16 pm

  2. Need some Midol?

    Comment by RT — April 28, 2007 @ 3:25 pm

  3. Those pricks listed need to remember.
    They work for us. We do not work for them.
    I suggest it’s time we take this country back.

    Comment by dick — April 28, 2007 @ 4:49 pm

  4. Great… You put Tim Russert on the list twice. He deserves to be there twice.

    Comment by Phil — April 28, 2007 @ 5:52 pm

  5. I didn’t realize I put Tim Russert up there twice, but you’re right. Twice is fine. Problem is that several of them qualify for double listing.


    Comment by Jim — April 28, 2007 @ 7:27 pm

  6. Linda Ronstadt is not exactly one of the best kinda peeps, either. A shame, when it’s one of the good ones, they go all BDS on you.

    Comment by Loretta Lynnstein — April 28, 2007 @ 9:49 pm

  7. How about Levin? He gives us Michiganders a bad Case of the Ass, along with Stabenow.

    But… the list will likely never be complete. It was a bit therapeutic to read it!

    Comment by jck — April 28, 2007 @ 10:13 pm

  8. Reference #3 (From the Dick)-

    Since when does Rosie O’Donnell work for me?
    Man, that gives me a case of the ass!

    Jim- Loved the sensitivity on Elizalovethyneighborbitchbeth Edwards!!!

    Comment by JihadGene — April 28, 2007 @ 11:23 pm

  9. Dude, have a Taylor ham on a hard roll, because it’s gonna get a lot worse for ya before it gets any better.

    Comment by Cousin Jack — April 29, 2007 @ 1:29 am

  10. That list gave ME a serious case of the ass just reviewing it. It’s gonna be a long long season….

    Oh, and you should have seen my face when I was at the airport in DC. There in the Hudson News stand were these tshirts on Display. Vot for Hillary. Vote for Obama. It took everything I had not to distroy that one. Everytime I walked by (and it was a lengthly delay) my blood pressure went up 20 points!

    Comment by Tammi — April 29, 2007 @ 8:13 am

  11. You forgot Sir David Paradine Frost. His “Frost over the World” weekly show will make your skin crawl.

    Comment by Gerald Williams — April 29, 2007 @ 10:52 am

  12. JihadGene, advertising dollars.
    Think about it.

    Comment by dick — April 29, 2007 @ 6:36 pm

  13. You ought to write the sequel to this.

    Comment by Thomas Pfau — April 29, 2007 @ 6:49 pm

  14. Jesus Mary & Joseph, you forgot Michael Moore!

    Comment by Mike — April 29, 2007 @ 11:44 pm

  15. Dick-
    Advertising dollars? Awww hell…Think I’ve been Dicked!

    Comment by JihadGene — April 30, 2007 @ 12:07 am

  16. You forgot Paul Begala, Al Franken and Keith Olbermann.

    Comment by cousin gary — April 30, 2007 @ 8:24 am

  17. Yes, I did forget Michael Moore, Paul Begala, Al Franken and Keith Olbermann. I also forgot Jimmy Carter. It’s just that there are so gott-damned many of them.


    Comment by Jim — April 30, 2007 @ 8:36 am

  18. Gird your loins, love. There are so many of them and it’s only going to get worse in the runup to election time.


    Comment by Margi — May 3, 2007 @ 6:26 pm

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