So I get this message on my cell phone this morning. Cracked me up, and scared the shit out of me at the same time.
Holy crap! Now, it seems Iâ€™m getting real-time gator sightings from hysterically laughing women.
Two things came of this call.
1. Youse guys farookinâ€™ slay me. Really.
2. Iâ€™ve decided that I will never, never, NEVER, EVER live in Gator-Ridden Florida.