June 28, 2007

Bou Strikes.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:11 pm

So I get this message on my cell phone this morning. Cracked me up, and scared the shit out of me at the same time.

Holy crap! Now, it seems I’m getting real-time gator sightings from hysterically laughing women.

Two things came of this call.

1. Youse guys farookin’ slay me. Really.

2. I’ve decided that I will never, never, NEVER, EVER live in Gator-Ridden Florida.


  1. If you are beginning to suspect that there is some kind of conspiracy against you, you would not be entirely incorrect.

    Look on the bright side: It could just mean you’re never far from the minds of your dearest friends.

    Comment by The Evil Jooette — June 28, 2007 @ 9:31 pm

  2. That’s right, Jimbo. We are, indeed, your dearest friends.

    Comment by Elisson — June 28, 2007 @ 11:38 pm

  3. Nice going, Elisson. Now he’ll just suspect it’s a Jooish conspiracy.

    Comment by The Evil Jooette — June 29, 2007 @ 12:26 am

  4. Youse can add a Number 3 to the above Post:

    3. I will never, ever, ever play golf in Florida.


    Comment by Jim — June 29, 2007 @ 3:44 am

  5. Actually…Gators aren’t all us Floridians have to worry
    about. Catagory 5 hurricanes are at the forefront of my
    mind. But its all worth it….This place is GREAT!!!

    Comment by Dave — June 29, 2007 @ 8:54 am

  6. I can say, there are no gators, nor many evil clowns here in Western Pa. Thank Goodness!

    Comment by oddybobo — June 29, 2007 @ 9:20 am

  7. The scariest part of Florida is not the gators or hurricanes, its the price of our homeowner’s insurance. I just got my new bill yesterday and it increased by over $2000 a year. INCREASED by that amount. And it wasn’t even a 50% increase. I can’t even put how much I pay… I might vomit.

    Comment by Bou — June 29, 2007 @ 3:09 pm

  8. I hear tell of a rare albino zombie gator in the swamps of south carolina, if I manage to capture the critter will expect an invite to a blogmeet.

    Comment by james old guy — June 29, 2007 @ 4:24 pm

  9. An albino zombie alligator? Make sure you invite Eric to that blogmeet too, so we can do a “Shit in Our Pants” Duet.


    Comment by Jim — June 29, 2007 @ 5:13 pm

  10. … Jesus Christ…

    Comment by Eric — June 29, 2007 @ 7:33 pm

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