OK, let’s toowalk beaches.
Here is Brooklyn’s “Premier” Beach, Coney Island, in its heyday. Be watchful for floaters coming from Sheepshead Bay.
Here is a more recent photo of Brooklyn’s Pearl by the Sea.
So much for Brooklyn.
On to Indiana.
Welcome to Indiana.
Here’s what passes for a beach in Indiana.
Truthfully, the closest Indiana Peeps ever get to salt water is the Epsom variety in which they soak after spending a fun-filled day shoveling shit out of the barn.
In Jersey, we have something like 120 miles of beaches. Here is a sampling.
And, we don’t pump our own gas.