September 10, 2009

How to Lose My Attention.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:29 pm

These are just some of the things that will cause me to stop reading what you write or listening to what you say (or in either case will cause me to not take you seriously):

1. Maintaining that that people opposed to The One’s stinking policies are racists. Shame on your sorry ass, if you really believe that nonsense.

2. Using the term “Faux News.” I’m sure Katie Couric thinks that’s really clever, as she is, after all, a deep thinker.

3. Stating that the country is going down the dumper because of the “failed policies of the previous administration.” That shit is really getting old.

4. Saying with a straight face that Van Jones was the victim of a “vicious smear.” That’s laugh-out-loud funny.

5. Using the term “teabagger.” I would suggest the term “poopy head” instead. At least then you would just sound garden variety stupid and not sick in the cruller.


  1. This post was laugh-out-loud funny.

    Comment by Erica — September 10, 2009 @ 9:11 pm

  2. 1) I’m still holding out for being part of the unruly mob, or similar anti-establishment label.
    2) How ’bout we just call it “bullshit”, and be done with it?
    3) The country is going down the dumper because too many self-absorbed, witless morons are voting about things they have no clue on, and having to hold their noses while voting due to a notable lack of statemen (and a surplus of politicians).
    4) Van Jones stepped on his own weenie — with golf shoes.
    5) Can we just say “dipshit” or “nimrod”?

    Comment by Dave Merriman — September 10, 2009 @ 10:23 pm

  3. Speaking of “Faux News”, it wasn’t Fox that used faked memos in a story. It was CBS.

    Comment by Denny — September 10, 2009 @ 11:23 pm

  4. amen, brother

    Comment by hoosierboy — September 11, 2009 @ 9:24 am

  5. Jimbo, look at this You Tube clip of Rep. Peter Stark(D) demonstrating civil decorum and respect for former Pres. W:

    Comment by Bill — September 11, 2009 @ 9:37 am

  6. Dear Katie – I suppose she thinks she knows all about “Faux” considering she’s a “Faux News Reader”. Sadly for her, she never learned that just because you are Faux doesn’t mean you know Faux when you see it…


    Comment by Teresa — September 11, 2009 @ 1:41 pm

  7. Jim, I Could not agree with your more!!!

    Comment by Donna — September 13, 2009 @ 8:46 am

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