September 29, 2009

A Serious Case of the Ass.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:12 pm

Today I find myself harboring yet another serious case of the ass. I probably spent too much time watching the news and reading about, as we used to say in school, “current events.”

I watched Chuck Schumer go on and on about how swell the government option socialized medicine will be. Of course, you’ll never run into that weasel-faced prick in the government clinic.

I watched the video of the young animals in Chicago beat a kid to death. (I’m not linking it. It’s easy enough to find, and it’s difficult to watch.) It was positively sickening. I hope they are all caught and are treated like the animals they are. Pieces of shit.

Tomorrow, the Empire State Building will be lit up in red and yellow in honor of the sixtieth anniversary of the communist revolution in China. Yeah, I know; the building is lit up differently for various occasions, but Jesus H. Christ! The anniversary of the communist revolution? The country has gone insane.

Oprah is going with The One and Mrs. The One to Denmark to lobby for holding the Olympics in Chicago. We can’t lose with a powerhouse team like that on the case. Maybe Oprah can give everygoddamnedbody in Denmark a car. Maybe street beatings will be a new event for the Olympics. Chicago has a team ready to go.

I could go on and on, but all I’m doing is pissing myself off even more.

That is all.


  1. In before the rest of the “FUCK OPRAH” gang?

    You bet I am.

    Comment by Craig — September 29, 2009 @ 9:53 pm

  2. Here’s one for ya… a relative of Mr. Schumer’s used to reside in the same Assisted Living Facility as my fil. I said used to because… it seems a couple weeks ago, the relative, a woman in her 70s, beat up a 95 year old woman. I mean beat the every living crap out of her. My fil was there and witnessed the entire thing. (He’s crippled. The best he’d be able to do was yell for help.) The 95 year old lady lived, and we thought for sure that Schumer’s relation would get away with it. Evidently it wasn’t the first time. The relation no longer resides in the facility. Rumor has it she got Baker Acted… who knows.

    Comment by Bou — September 29, 2009 @ 9:57 pm

  3. I hate that fucking bitch, oprah. Jeez! I can’t decide who has the biggest ego…her or The Won whom she adores. Honestly, I don’t know how much more of this crap I can take! I am damn sick and tired of enduring the policy-making of adolescents! Can we PLEASE have a real leader?!!!! Where the hell is Ronald Reagan. Damn, I miss him. Did I mention I very much hate that fucking bitch, oprah. What a pompous and narcissistic ass, she is!

    Comment by Lee — September 29, 2009 @ 11:47 pm

  4. Not sure whether this will improve your mood or not but at least it sheds some light on Jersey’s public tax data…

    ps: Fuck Oprah!

    Comment by zonker — September 30, 2009 @ 4:51 pm

  5. What!! Pelosi isn’t going?

    Comment by james old guy — September 30, 2009 @ 6:09 pm

  6. Communist China…wow. Do they own it yet? Why, otherwise, would the ESB LLC even give a second thought to approving this application request, aside from the chairperson being completely brainwashed with commie garbage?

    With the exception of, it seems like, very few, nobody even makes any pretense anymore of trying to at least pretend that we are not a goosestep closer to being stripped of our liberties. Google doesn’t commemorate 9/11 on its homepage, but the ESB commemorates the human rights-violating commies. I don’t think it’s terribly spurious to liken the two.

    Comment by Erica — October 1, 2009 @ 9:59 am

  7. Will Oprah also follow Obama to Denmark to assist him in getting the treaty with third world countries signed? The third world countries are panting because they think they will get money. Guess they don’t know much aboout Obama. Us, well we will no longer be under the US Constituion, in fact by this being pushed through,it will ensure that the US Government will NEVER be governed by the US Constituion again.
    Of course the New World Order does not permit the media to report this. You have to find it on alternative websites.

    Comment by Caren — October 29, 2009 @ 9:33 pm

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