October 16, 2009

Boitday.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:35 am

birthday-cake-candles-smallYes, it’s that time of year once again.

I’m getting to be of the age when if you were to light a candle for each year I’ve been on the planet, the first one would burn out before you could light the last one. In order to keep a birthday cake from looking like a Baghdad display of “shock and awe,” I’m now one of those “one candle for each decade” guys.

Denny, my guitar playin’, kazoo tootin’ friend, likes to remind everyone that I am the “elder half of the Elderly Brothers,” but I would remind him that in a scant few days he will be as old as I am today. I figure that next year we should commence our “Soft Food Tour” in earnest. We’ll only need a repertoire of two songs, because by the time we finish playing the second song, the audience will have forgotten the first one. Besides, we can’t remember more than two songs.

30 Comments »

  1. Happy Boitday!
    Mine’s Monday. Strange thing, so many of the people I count as friends have birthdays within a week or so of mine. Enjoy your day.
    G

    Comment by gregor — October 16, 2009 @ 7:58 am

  2. May your day be filled with good peeps, and all that you enjoy!

    Comment by jck — October 16, 2009 @ 8:08 am

  3. Happy birthday, which should be filled with all things yummy and titillating!

    Comment by LeeAnn — October 16, 2009 @ 9:00 am

  4. best wishes for the happiest of days

    Comment by hoosierboy — October 16, 2009 @ 9:03 am

  5. Happy Birthday Jim. And I don’t know how, after all these years of blogging I just realized you and my father share a birthday…..just another reason it’s such a great day!

    Comment by Tammi — October 16, 2009 @ 9:07 am

  6. Happy Birthday Jim! Sorry it’s gonna rain on your day today; but all the more reason to curl up with that bottle ‘o booze and celebrate…

    Comment by Jersey — October 16, 2009 @ 9:54 am

  7. Yeah, I have the candle of the decade problem also….Problem is my family only does it for completed decades with large candle`s & small candles for the individual years of the unfinished decade. Next June I will have 6 biggies & 9 teenies …….Bummer! Anyway happy birthday to you , I`ll drink to that!

    Comment by dudley1 — October 16, 2009 @ 10:38 am

  8. Cool Runnings!!!

    Comment by Sam — October 16, 2009 @ 10:45 am

  9. Happy One-more-trip-around-the-Sun Day! May your day be filled wiith Firefly vodka, and no alligators!

    Comment by Walrilla — October 16, 2009 @ 11:53 am

  10. Happy day Jim! I thought and thought about what to get you. How about this.
    http://style-your-garage.com/motive.php?item=36&type=c

    Comment by firefly — October 16, 2009 @ 1:00 pm

  11. HB Jimbo, you’re not getting older, you’re getting . . .

    . . . shit, well, yeah you are getting older. Sorry.

    Comment by dogette — October 16, 2009 @ 1:33 pm

  12. Happy Birthday, and with all those years of wisdom please pass on a bit of it and explain why a smart old guy still lives in Jersey?

    Comment by James Old Guy — October 16, 2009 @ 1:50 pm

  13. Hey, Jim!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOO!!!!
    (imagine this, sung by Marilyn Monroe, on that dress … OK, you pictured the image!)
    Di, from Brazil

    Comment by Maria Edi — October 16, 2009 @ 5:06 pm

  14. Happy Boitday, Jimbo.
    It’s been a pleasure to readya.
    Hope I get to meetya
    someday.

    Comment by Jean — October 16, 2009 @ 5:38 pm

  15. Happy Birthday, Funny Man! Hope you have an excellent day doing what you damn well please!

    Comment by Lee — October 16, 2009 @ 7:03 pm

  16. Take the batteries out of your smoke detectors, have a good fire extinguisher handy, and enjoy your birthday.

    Comment by mostly cajun — October 16, 2009 @ 10:19 pm

  17. I’m at the age (33) where it’s best to keep track of our age in hexadecimal.

    Comment by Carl Brannen — October 17, 2009 @ 2:13 am

  18. HAPPY BRITHDAY – to one of my BEST FRIENDS !!!

    Comment by Ken Benner — October 17, 2009 @ 6:26 am

  19. Carl Brannen and I are the same age?? Christ, I need to do something more with my life.

    Comment by Erica — October 17, 2009 @ 8:10 am

  20. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    Comment by Kevin — October 17, 2009 @ 10:13 am

  21. Happy Boitday, Jimbo, from all of us at The House By 287! Hope you have many, many more down at the House By The Parkway!

    Comment by JerseyJerry — October 17, 2009 @ 10:34 am

  22. Another trip around the sun!
    Some say birthdays suck rocks;
    But me, I think they’re lots of fun –
    Beats laying in a box!

    Happy Boitday and many happy retoins of the day to yez and alla yez friends and family! As it is said, may you live to be one hundred twenty and a day… ’cause who wants to croak on his boitday?

    Comment by Elisson — October 17, 2009 @ 1:41 pm

  23. So your birthday cake with all those candles is the REAL cause of global warming.

    Seriously, Happy Birthday!

    Comment by Michael in CT — October 17, 2009 @ 2:49 pm

  24. Happy Boitday, Jimbo!

    Comment by Craig — October 17, 2009 @ 4:48 pm

  25. .. many, many happy returns, fellow Libra!……

    Comment by Eric — October 18, 2009 @ 5:14 pm

  26. Happy late birthday, Jimbo! And Erica completely cracks me up. I laughed out loud about her comment about she and Carl being the same age.

    Comment by Bou — October 18, 2009 @ 10:30 pm

  27. OMG I missed your birthday! I know this saddened you. I have been so busy I am behind in my blog reading and this is what happened! I should be stabbed.

    Oh and Happy Belated Birthday!

    Comment by Laura — October 19, 2009 @ 11:02 am

  28. So I go out of town and you have a birthday… Good grief everything happens when I’m gone. Hope you had a terrific day!

    Comment by Teresa — October 19, 2009 @ 2:46 pm

  29. Jimbo – I’ll be celebrating my birthday at Eric’s next Sunday and since you’re not coming, it’s only gonna be one Elderly Brother entertaining the peeps this year. we’ll all be tipping a few to you all weekend.

    Comment by Denny — October 19, 2009 @ 4:25 pm

  30. Smooches to you, my friend!

    Comment by Omnibus Driver — October 23, 2009 @ 4:36 pm

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