November 30, 2009

Katie Couric Goes Shopping.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:45 pm


Katie Couric stopped off at the supermarket on her way home from work and the following ensued:

Can of Lima Beans: Holy crap! Katie Couric!

Katie Couric: Who said that?

Can of Lima Beans: Over here. To your right. Second shelf down.

Katie Couric: A talking can of Lima Beans?

Can of Lima Beans: Nice tits.

Katie Couric: WHAT?!?!

Can of Creamed Corn: Ms. Couric, I apologize on behalf of the Lima Beans. It’s a dented can and the deadly clostridium botulinum bacteria have begun to multiply. He doesn’t know what he’s saying.

Katie Couric: Oh. Poor thing. I’m sorry.

Can of Creamed Corn: Actually, you have pretty shitty tits.

Katie Couric: I’m calling the f***ing manager!

Can of Creamed Corn: Really? Are you going to tell him that a can of creamed corn said you have shitty tits?

Katie Couric: Damned right!

Can of Creamed Corn: Jesus, you’re even dumber than I’d thought.


  1. But. . . the science is settled. She does have shitty tits.

    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — November 30, 2009 @ 10:33 pm

  2. She has shitty upper arms too. She shouldn’t go sleeveles in a formal. Blech.

    Comment by Bou — November 30, 2009 @ 11:25 pm

  3. I love it when your canned vegetables blurt stuff to people who need to hear it.

    Comment by dogette — November 30, 2009 @ 11:27 pm

  4. I would, at great personal sacrifice, be willing to review Katie’s tits — purely in the interest of resolving the question, of course.

    Comment by Dave Merriman — December 1, 2009 @ 12:30 am

  5. Everything about her is shitty…especially her brain!

    Comment by Lee — December 1, 2009 @ 12:41 am

  6. And that’s as enjoyable as Katie will ever be.

    Comment by Da Goddess — December 1, 2009 @ 3:13 am

  7. Sorry folks, but she is one good looking woman whatever else you think of her.

    Comment by Joseph — December 1, 2009 @ 12:27 pm

  8. It’s been proven that Couric is really a reptile in disguise…

    Comment by El Capitan — December 1, 2009 @ 1:34 pm

  9. I understand that Katie Couric(the perky)was a high school cheerleader. She should have stop right there.
    She was already way in over her head intellectually.

    Comment by Tbird — December 1, 2009 @ 8:01 pm

  10. I like this. It involves corn storage.

    Comment by Cappy — December 2, 2009 @ 9:53 pm

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