February 24, 2010

Al Gore and the Maple Tree.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:15 pm

Hey, you’re Al Gore, aren’t you?

Why, yes I am.

So, you believe that carbon dioxide is a pollutant?

Absolutely. No doubt about it. There is a scientific consensus on that point, you know.

Dude, I need carbon dioxide to stay alive!

Ha! Obviously, you’re a denier and a right-wing nutcase.

Obviously, you’re a moron.

Wait. You don’t understand. When people do things that create carbon dioxide …

You mean, like, exhale?

You really are a Flat-Earther. Listen to me. When people do things that create carbon dioxide, they can buy carbon credits from one of my companies. I then keep most of the money and use a bit of it to hire undocumented workers to plant more trees.

Yeah, but all those new trees need carbon dioxide in order to stay alive.

Not a problem. I have an unlimited supply of carbon credits.

OK, I get it now.


You’re a moron and a con artist.


  1. I still have no idea WTF a carbon credit even is.

    Comment by Erica — February 25, 2010 @ 9:33 am

  2. It’s a mythical object, much like a unicorn, on which Mr. Gore nevertheless cornered the market some years ago and for which he subsequently proceeded to create an artificial market. Nice gig if you can get it.

    See also “astroturf.”


    Comment by Mark B. — February 25, 2010 @ 11:36 am

  3. Al Gore is an idiot! Thank God for the Electoral College. It kept this nut out of the White House!

    Comment by Kevin — February 25, 2010 @ 1:33 pm

  4. Al Gore an idiot? Uncle Al is laughing all the way to the bank……..

    Comment by B....... — February 26, 2010 @ 11:59 pm

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