April 29, 2010

Amazing Photography.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:30 pm

I assume that, by now, you have all seen the photo of Nancy Pelosi that appears on the cover of Capitol File magazine.

I was so impressed with the photographer’s work, I hired him to take my picture. I was very pleased by how it turned out.

Here it is.


  1. Seriously, who is that?

    That pic belongs on the photoshop disasters website.

    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — April 29, 2010 @ 9:35 pm

  2. …. she looks likes she is twelve, man….. and you look like, well, a hammerhead……….

    Comment by Eric — April 29, 2010 @ 10:22 pm

  3. I thought that was supposed to be Hillary.

    Comment by Bou — April 29, 2010 @ 10:35 pm

  4. I wonder how many weeks the plasterers had to work to get her face that smooth…

    Comment by Ken Adams — April 29, 2010 @ 11:00 pm

  5. Even after a case of Jim Beam she wouldn’t look like that.

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — April 30, 2010 @ 6:38 am

  6. Kudos to the Adobe developer who created a Photoshop filter that has the gazooms to clean up that craggy hag.
    The retoucher must have retired after that one.

    Comment by gregor — April 30, 2010 @ 7:38 am

  7. The Democratic faithful will buy this fictional photo but no matter what color you paint a garbage can, it is still a garbage can with its only function being garbage in …….garbage out.

    When she looked that young, Buffalo Bill was still touring America with his Wild West show. She was not a hag then ….just a snotty bitch!

    Comment by dudley1 — April 30, 2010 @ 9:40 am

  8. The photoshopper didn’t do justice to your great farookin hair.

    Comment by Mark Reardon — April 30, 2010 @ 12:01 pm

  9. For some reason, “Trying to make a silk purse out of a sow” (forget the ear) comes to mind.

    Comment by Dave S. — April 30, 2010 @ 2:53 pm

  10. Good grief- they messed up your hair! ­čśë

    But really – that photo of Nancy… goodness! I knew airbrushing could work wonders but sheesh!

    Comment by Richmond — April 30, 2010 @ 5:00 pm

  11. It’s the bait and switch – they put Nancy’s name in big letters and everyone thinks it’s her on the cover… Right.

    Jimbo – that photographer did a real number on your hair. I think you should sue. He can’t seem to get anything right.

    Comment by Teresa — April 30, 2010 @ 11:23 pm

  12. Hold this picture up against a 100 watt bulb & the wax on her face will begin to melt & run.

    Comment by dudley1 — May 1, 2010 @ 10:41 am

  13. WTF???

    “Photoshop has detected an error and will close now.”

    Comment by sheri — May 1, 2010 @ 12:50 pm

  14. Ooooh great job on your pic. Suddenly I feel all lustful and shit.

    Comment by Laura — May 1, 2010 @ 7:32 pm

  15. Damn how did they superimpose Her Highness and Katie Couric?

    Comment by RobbieRob — May 3, 2010 @ 2:41 pm

  16. RobbieRob,
    I swear they must have cut & pasted Couric’s face & superimposed it on Nancy’s.

    Comment by Fausta — May 4, 2010 @ 10:46 am

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