July 1, 2010

Waxman and a Bat.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:57 pm

Hey Alfie! Haven’t seen you in a long time. How are you doing?

Huh? My name isn’t Alfie.

Oh, sorry, but, you really are a dead ringer for my cousin Alfie. Don’t take offense; Alfie is the best looking one in the family.

I’ll have you know that I’m a United States Congressman, and you’re a smartass. I have a good mind to subpoena you to appear before my committee.

Subpoena me? Dude, I’m a bat.

A republican bat, no doubt.

Well, you may look like my cousin Alfie, but you’re nowhere near as bright.


  1. Jimbo…..

    As usual you crack me up with your humor, I am developing a snap on keyboard shield to keep handy when reading your posts ……Care to invest some funds into the venture?

    Comment by dudley1 — July 2, 2010 @ 10:10 am

  2. OMG – Excellent. I shall now have something to giggle about for the rest of the day.

    Comment by Teresa — July 2, 2010 @ 2:00 pm

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