Waxman and a Bat.
 Hey Alfie!  Haven’t seen you in a long time.  How are you doing?
  Hey Alfie!  Haven’t seen you in a long time.  How are you doing?
 Oh, sorry, but, you really are a dead ringer for my cousin Alfie.  Don’t take offense; Alfie is the best looking one in the family.
  Oh, sorry, but, you really are a dead ringer for my cousin Alfie.  Don’t take offense; Alfie is the best looking one in the family.
 I’ll have you know that I’m a United States Congressman, and you’re a smartass.  I have a good mind to subpoena you to appear before my committee.
  I’ll have you know that I’m a United States Congressman, and you’re a smartass.  I have a good mind to subpoena you to appear before my committee.
 Well, you may look like my cousin Alfie, but you’re nowhere near as bright.
  Well, you may look like my cousin Alfie, but you’re nowhere near as bright.

 
 
  
 
Jimbo…..
As usual you crack me up with your humor, I am developing a snap on keyboard shield to keep handy when reading your posts ……Care to invest some funds into the venture?
Comment by dudley1 — July 2, 2010 @ 10:10 am
OMG – Excellent. I shall now have something to giggle about for the rest of the day.
Comment by Teresa — July 2, 2010 @ 2:00 pm