October 10, 2010

Random Bursts from my Cruller.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:32 pm

1. Have I mentioned lately how much I would like to slap the shit out of Bill Maher? I probably have said this on numerous occasions, but it bears repeating. He is one unfunny piece of shit.

2. Is there a band that is tighter than The Eagles? I doubt it. They can do it live and do it perfectly.

3. Not enough people know how fabulous Delbert McClinton is. Damned shame, that.

4. Oh, and after I was finished slapping the shit out of Bill Maher, I would love to rip off his arm and beat the dogshit out of Michael Moore with it.

5. When I see this shit, I’m glad I’m a member of the American Legion and not the VFW. Chuck Schumer? Are you shitting me?

6. Now that The House by the Parkway (South) has become the default location, I have been spending more time in the kitchen. I can happily report that “Cooking with Wine” has nothing to do with ingredients. Cheers!

7. Somehow Bruce Springsteen, the “brilliant” political philosopher, alleged poet and supposed singer (always sounds like he’s barfing) – has somehow found his way to my iPod. I will be consulting the owner’s manual to figure out how to delete his phony ass.

8. People still watch Jay Leno and David Letterman? WTF? I’d sooner watch grass grow.

9. I’d like this list to contain ten things, but I’m tired. So, that’s that.


  1. I love you, Jimbo!

    Here’s my favorite Del tune with two other greats. And you know Lee Roy Parnell never gets his due respect either!


    Comment by Julie — October 10, 2010 @ 10:01 pm

  2. Jimbo:

    I absolutely agree with your assessment of brucie screamstream. I’ve been scratching my head over his popularity for years. Always sounds like someone is squeezing the hell out of his nuts whilst he is singing (ahem). Kind of like michael bolton. URP.

    Comment by Lee — October 10, 2010 @ 10:03 pm

  3. Barbara Boxer…the VFW supports her? This is the same VFW as the Veterans of Foreign Wars, yes? The same Barbara Boxer who grossly disrespected a brigadier general with the whole “Call me senator instead of ma’am” business? They…are supporting…her? That’s kind of odd.

    I only got into Delbert because of you — love the hell out of him. My favorite song of his is “Jealous Kind.” All the videos of it on YouTube are shitty, so best not to share at all. This song, however, is fantastic!

    Barbara Boxer. Fuck, dude. What a bizarre country we are becoming.

    Comment by Erica — October 10, 2010 @ 11:35 pm

  4. BTW, I think you can right click the Bruce stuff in iTunes and delete it via a dropdown menu, or just uncheck it so it doesn’t sync to your iPod. I had a David Byrne song somehow creep onto my device. Gotta 86 all that hippie shit.

    Comment by Erica — October 10, 2010 @ 11:43 pm

  5. “Cooking with Wine” is my favorite activity, Jim!

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — October 11, 2010 @ 7:08 am

  6. I have been observed to use 4 kinds of wine while cooking one dish.
    The results are amazing

    Comment by keeskennis — October 11, 2010 @ 4:22 pm

  7. I agree the boss is a phoney piece of shit. the liberal draft dodging fuck.

    Comment by chef of da future — October 11, 2010 @ 7:23 pm

  8. Delbert rocks!

    Comment by Jerry in Indiana — October 12, 2010 @ 1:50 pm

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