December 14, 2010

Specialty Drinks from the House by the Parkway (South).

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 1:38 pm

Being somewhat of an amateur mixologist, I would like to offer the following suggestions for signature cocktails:

Nancy Pelosi’s “Berkeley Bomb”

3 oz. Cristal
1 oz. Botox
1 tsp. Maui Wowie (remove stems and seeds)
1 tab of awesome acid

Mix ingredients in an old shaker, using old ice. Strain into an old martini glass painted to look new.

Al Gore’s “Climate Change Chiller/Warmer”

Pink wine (non-carbonated)

Pour into a wine glass and serve. If your guests complain that wine is too warm, blame global warming climate change. If your guests complain that wine is too cold, blame global warming climate change.

Barack’s “Blast”

Milky ice cubes

Add ice to glass and serve. Tell your guests that is a complex and delicious drink. If your guests are democrats, they’ll buy it.


  1. yer killin’ me…

    Comment by gregor — December 14, 2010 @ 5:24 pm

  2. And the nice thing about Al Gore… as soon as he starts preaching about the temperature of his drink, the temperature in the room around him drops to record lows…

    Comment by Mike R. — December 14, 2010 @ 7:42 pm

  3. How about the “Eliot Spritzer”:
    Take a low-ball glass, wrap it in a sock, fill half-way with pinot grigio and top off with TAB.

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — December 15, 2010 @ 8:54 am

  4. Hey, if I get into UC Berserkeley (I’m applying for physics grad school), I’ll be in Pelosi’s district?


    I’d suggest that if you wind up going there you try to talk some sense into these maroons, but it truly is a hopeless cause.


    Comment by Carl Brannen — December 15, 2010 @ 7:16 pm

  5. “If your guests are democrats, they’ll buy it.”…sure the Democrats’ll buy the drink but we’ll all have to pay for the farookin’ hangover.

    Comment by zonker — December 16, 2010 @ 12:43 am

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