Farookin’ Dead!
The big news, of course, is the killing of Osama bin Laden by American shooters.
I only hope that in his last few minutes of life he felt even one-half of the terror experienced on September 11th by the people on those three planes and those killed in the World Trade Center and Pentagon during their final minutes of life. In fact, it’s a shame we can’t wake the son-of-a-bitch up and kill him every day for three-thousand days.
That Chinese (?) “death of a thousand cuts” would work nicely too.
Comment by LeeAnn — May 2, 2011 @ 11:12 am
Maybe this is the second miracle they need to make John Paul II a saint.
Comment by Guest — May 2, 2011 @ 11:57 am
We should also kill his virgins.
Comment by Yabu — May 2, 2011 @ 2:19 pm
Well, it’s a good start.
Comment by zonker — May 2, 2011 @ 6:07 pm
I’m hoping that his however-the-hell-many virgins are all the Muslim equivalent of prison Bubbas and he spends eternity in the worst part of PMITA hell.
Comment by Permatourist — May 2, 2011 @ 7:18 pm
Somehow it’s not hard at all to rejoice in the death of OBL! Happy Day!
Comment by ernie nilsen — May 2, 2011 @ 8:58 pm
I bet Eric Holder and little dick Durbin miss him already.Isn’t it ironic that Hillary is taking kudos when her worthless husband dropped the ball when he could have captured or killed the rat. He was too busy being serviced by Monica.Of course,the narcissist Obama takes all the credit when he and Holder opposed the interrogation methods and wanted to prosecute the interrogators.And all the bullshit about Gitmo.The left tried to undermine Bush every day.Now Osama can join Ted.
Comment by john — May 2, 2011 @ 10:25 pm
To take an idea from Terry Bisson, the SF writer (“Macs”), maybe the best thing would be to clone OBL. Make about 3,000 copies of him and deliver each one to the family of someone killed on 9/11. They’d have 30 days to do with Mr. bin Ladenclone whatever they wished, after which they would be required to return whatever is left.
Comment by Elisson — May 2, 2011 @ 11:29 pm