November 19, 2011

Kerry’s Trades.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:19 pm

Good afternoon, Senator. PRS here. Do you have a moment or two for a few questions?

PRS? Is that one of those women’s monthly things?

Excuse me?

You know: PRS — that thing when women get crazy once a month.

I just wanted to …

Didn’t you get it?

Get what, Senator?

The joke, man. PRS, PMS … Get it?

May I ask you a few questions?

Ha! You obviously don’t appreciate nuance.

Perhaps. Anyway, about those questions …

Sure. Fire Away. John Kerry, reporting for duty!

Thank you. Would you care to comment on the financial disclosure documents that pretty convincingly show that you made well in excess of a million dollars by trading in securities based on inside information?

Let me be perfectly clear. I was for that before I was against that.

I’m afraid I don’t understand your answer. Were the trades identified in these documents based on information that was not available to the general public?

Bush had Bin Laden cornered in Tora Bora and let him go.

Senator, what about these trades?

Would you like to hear me play some guitar?

Never mind.

Like I said; you don’t appreciate nuance.

I guess not.


  1. We lowly serfs would no doubt go to jail for insider trading. It’s amazing Congresscritters and Senators are exempt from obeying these laws. On the bright side, maybe Lurch now has the cash to register his yacht in Massachusetts.

    Comment by ernie nilsen — November 19, 2011 @ 11:41 pm

  2. He’s unbelievably stupid. Almost as dumb as obummer. And ugly as sin.

    Comment by Lee — November 20, 2011 @ 2:31 am

  3. I don’t know whether I’m more afraid of this idiot or Romney.

    Comment by Gerald — November 20, 2011 @ 3:29 pm

  4. I think kerry and romney are clones.

    Comment by Lee — November 21, 2011 @ 12:33 am

  5. Well done! I always seem to forget all about ketchup boy. I sure do miss making fun of that long-faced bastard. It was so easy and so much fun!

    Comment by CharlieDelta — November 22, 2011 @ 5:16 am

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