January 16, 2012

One Afternoon in the White House.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:12 pm

PRS Operatives learned of a recent discussion between the Department of Energy Secretary, Steven Chu and President Obama and, using proprietary technology, were able to record it.

Chu: Good afternoon, Mr. President.

Obama: (Not looking up from the Sports Section of the “Washington Post”). What is it Steve? I hope it’s important, because, as you can see, I’m very busy.

Chu: Yes, Mr. President; I’ll try to be brief.

Obama: (Still not looking up from the sports section) OK, get on with it.

Chu: Yes sir. I wanted to tell you about a request for a loan guarantee I just received for another green energy project.

Obama: (Turning pages)

Chu: Sir?

Obama: (Turning pages) I’m listening. Get to it.

Chu: Yes sir. The request comes from a gentleman named Elmer Krakus. He makes buggy whips in his garage. He has been doing so for about six months. Currently he manufactures one whip per day. Each whip sells for fifty dollars and so far he’s sold four whips. He feels certain that buggy whips will be big in the coming years, as the country moves away from fossil fuels, and he, therefore, wants to expand his facility. More specifically, he wants to build a 50,000 square feet state-of-the-art buggy whip factory, complete with energy efficient equipment. The project is expected to cost four-hundred million dollars. He went to his bank for a four-hundred million dollar loan, and the banker almost fell off the chair laughing.

Obama: (Still turning pages) And he wants me to approve a loan guarantee of four hundred million dollars?

Chu: Yes, sir. It is, after all, a green energy project, and he is very environmentally conscious. He recycles, keeps his thermostat low in the winter and uses only compact fluorescent light bulbs.

Obama: (Still reading newspaper) Four-hundred million for a buggy whip factory? Are you out of your mind? This is the urgent matter you interrupted my afternoon for?

Chu: There’s one more thing, sir.

Obama: (Still turning pages) Yes?

Chu: Mr. Krakus just contributed fifty-thousand dollars to your campaign and he bundled another fifty thousand from friends.

Obama: (Looking up from the newspaper). Dammit, Steve. Why didn’t you say that at the beginning? Of course we’ll guarantee the loan.

Chu: Thank you, sir. I’ll let him know.

Obama: (Returns to reading the sports section)

4 Comments »

  1. That’s Obama.He thinks he’s a jock,and is effeminate when he throws a baseball on opening day.He does little work.Just check his daily calendar.But he knows how to party ,raise money,and vacation. And Secr. Chu regrets that gas prices are not much higher.I will buy a buggy whip if Michelle will pull the buggy.Even Obama couln’t miss hitting that fat ass with the whip.Giddyap big girl.

    Comment by john — January 16, 2012 @ 10:03 pm

  2. With the bit and bridle on Mooch, it will be much quieter in the White House living quarters. Pulling the buggy might burn off some of the anger she is famous for. Win-Win situation.

    Comment by ernie nilsen — January 17, 2012 @ 8:20 pm

  3. What a bunch of Bull Shit! You and your republican buddies are full of shit. Obahma had done more for this country than all the Bushes put toghether. “W” was a great president wasn’t he. Got us into 2 wars and cost the us billions of dollars and then we had to clean up his mess!

    Dear Ned,

    Please do me and my full-of-shit republican buddies a favor and go play with the Kos Kidz.

    Thank you.
    Jiimbo

    Comment by Ned Schmitt — January 19, 2012 @ 12:49 pm

  4. Ned-The only bullshit I see is between your ears.What was better-Increasing the debt by 5 trillion and still rising,increasing unemployment and having no idea how to reverse it,or passing laws that no one has read and most do not want?Ned-do not go off your medication again.

    Comment by john — January 19, 2012 @ 9:58 pm

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