Wherein Piers Morgan Meets a Ten-Year Old Boy with a Water Gun.
PRS Operatives where on hand to record an encounter between Piers Morgan, CNN’s obnoxious, bleating anti-gun punk.
EEEEEEEK!!
Why are you screeching?
You’re holding an assault rifle!
What are you talking about? It’s a water gun. It squirts water. 
Don’t tell me, you little American gun nut piece of shit. I know an assault weapon when I see one.
It’s a water gun. It squirts water.
Yeah? Well, it’s got a trigger, doesn’t it?
It’s a water gun. It squirts water.
It’s got that handle thingy, doesn’t it?
It’s a water gun. It squirts water.
Even if what you’re saying is true, in a few years you’ll be buying one of black assault rifles that shoots lots of bullets – atomic bullets – and you’ll kill a bunch of people.
It’s a water gun. It squirts water.
You’re a bloodthirsty animal, and you hate people – especially children.
You may be the dumbest son-of-a-bitch I’ve ever met.
I’m calling the police.
Suit yourself, but they have real guns, and I don’t think they’re real fond of prissy assholes with British accents.
Thanks to commenter, Little Willie, for catching my lousy proofreading.
LOL!
Comment by Bou — December 26, 2012 @ 11:14 pm
Where have you gone Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill ? Pussies are roaming the land together with the Muslim Brotherhood .Any doubt as to who will prevail ? Piers or Akbar ?
Comment by john — December 26, 2012 @ 11:50 pm
Poifect! I love it!
Comment by Teresa — December 27, 2012 @ 12:49 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA!……Love it! Prissy Assholes with British Accents! Maybe Piers dad back at the start of WW2 received a gun from a batch of guns loaned to the Brits by American Sportsmen for homeland defense & filled it with water thinking it was a squirt gun! Stupidity might run in British families.
Comment by dudley1 — December 27, 2012 @ 11:06 am
His name should be Purse Morgan.
Comment by Mockingbird — December 27, 2012 @ 7:56 pm
Suit yourself, but they have real guns, and I don’t they’re real fond of prissy assholes with British accents.
There…now we have a perfectly good Americanese sentence.
Comment by Little Willie — December 31, 2012 @ 10:05 am
Suit yourself, but they have real guns, and I don’t THINK they’re real fond of prissy assholes with British accents.
There…now we have a perfectly good Americanese sentence. Oops…never enough time to do it right the first time, but always enough time to correct it the second time…I always say.
Comment by Little Willie — December 31, 2012 @ 10:08 am