April 6, 2005

Utilitarian Haircut.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:34 pm

I don’t just let any-farookin’-body cut my hair. I have gone to the same guy (Yes, it’s a “foo foo” place with a French name) for years, and, before that, I went to one of his employees, who died of AIDS (“Yo, stay away from the orifices – just cut the hair.”). Great guy and a helluva a hair-cutter, may he rest in peace.

I think that the last truly shitty haircut I got was in Bavaria years ago and, before that, it was the fifteen-second hair zap in Fort Dix, leaving my head hair shorter than the hair on my eyebrows.

Having said that, I think that this haircut is a great idea, should you be the type of person who cannot stay awake during boring meetings, or one who nods off during brain numbing lectures.

Thanks to my friend Brian, the Air Force Vet.


  1. Now, that’s way to freakin funny!

    Comment by Dash — April 6, 2005 @ 9:39 pm

  2. I was laughing so hard, I forgot how to spell the word “too”, as in “too freakin funny.”

    Comment by Dash — April 6, 2005 @ 9:41 pm

  3. Yet another reason to not sleep soundly.

    Like you say, I don’t let just anyone cut my hair either. I’ve gone to the same stylist for years because she’s never given me a bad haircut. Come to think of it, she’s lasted longer than any of my marriages. lol

    Comment by rita — April 6, 2005 @ 9:56 pm

  4. I needed an icon for my website link to all my lecture notes, and Bingo! you serve THIS up. Not just freakin’ funny, that’s FAROOKIN’ FUNNY. Ask Brian where I can get some of those eyeballs to paste onto my shiny noggin.

    Comment by slimedog — April 7, 2005 @ 10:17 am

  5. No kidding about haircuts in Germany. All the years that I lived there, I avoided going to the Friseur, and waited until I got back to the States before I got the regulation “high ‘n’ tight” from Sam in Chicago. The result was that my hair went from rock star to Sgt. Rock in about 5 minutes.

    Comment by uncle juju — April 7, 2005 @ 10:43 am

  6. Thanks! I needed that!

    Comment by moos — April 7, 2005 @ 6:42 pm

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