April 25, 2005

I Wuz Tagged.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:19 pm

I was tagged today by my buddy Dash, who dropped this meme in my lap. The rules, as explained by Dash, are that I had to choose five from the list that appears below and complete the thought. Here goes:

If I could be a proctologist, after each patient I would check to make sure I was still wearing my watch.

If I could be a linguist, I would become fluent in Latin in order to be prepared for a possible trip to Latty some day.

If I could be a scientist, I would work at discovering the gene that consigns some people to a life of assholeism.

If I could be a farmer, I would have to learn to appreciate the smell of cow shit.

If I could be a writer, I’d probably want to be a farookin’ lawyer. The grass is always greener, or some shit like that.

Now it’s my turn to share the fun.

What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).

Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

Here’s that list:

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a backup dancer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be a midget stripper…
If I could be a proctologist…
IIf I could be a TV-Chat Show host…
If I could be an actor…
If I could be a judge…
If I could be a Jedi…
If I could be a mob boss…


I think I’ll hand this off to three Jersey Bloggers who showed up at the Da Jersey Blogmeet: Kate of Katespot, Gregor of Sad Old Goth, and Sluggo of Sluggo Needs a Nap.

5 Comments »

  1. I knew it

    The farookinly fantastic Jim pegged me for this meme that’s been floating around for the past few days. If I could be a chef – I would be able to adapt any recipe so Olivia would be able to eat…

    Trackback by KateSpot — April 25, 2005 @ 10:21 pm

  2. Well, because you didn’t tag me, here goes. And because you didn’t tag me (thank you), I don’t have to stick to the rule of five. I have six “Ifs.”

    If I could be a farmer…

    I’d figure out how to grow money on trees. Or seedlings.

    If I could be a musician…

    (for real) I’d compose the piece of music that would make the entire world cry and laugh at the same time.

    If I could be a missionary…I’d work hard to invent other positions.

    If I could be a writer…I’d be happy.

    If I could be a backup dancer… I’d backup Napoleon Dynamite.

    If I could be a bonnie pirate…I’d be Lynne the Fearless Emerald o’the Sea. Arggghhh.. .

    Comment by Shamrock — April 25, 2005 @ 10:52 pm

  3. Very good, Jimbo. You get an A+ for following directions. Now you should just wait for the men in the white coats to come bring you your prize. Don’t worry – they’re going to help you.

    Comment by Dash — April 25, 2005 @ 10:59 pm

  4. Heheheh…great job!

    Comment by Moogie — April 27, 2005 @ 7:19 am

  5. I guess I got an earlier version.

    Comment by aelfheld — April 29, 2005 @ 8:34 pm

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