June 14, 2005

Michael Jackson Verdict.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:33 pm

Wall to Wall coverage. I could puke.

Welcome to September 10, 2001.

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  1. Whats Wrong with California

    1) Lunch at the Wine Country, where inane yuppies with bad combovers pay $ 150 for a lunch that consists of a $2 hunk of cheese which couldn’t hold a candle to provalone, and a bottle of second rate vino bottled by Francis Ford Coppola, who bears the ultimate responsibility fot the last thirty minutes of Apocolypse Now.

    2) Hollywood, Beverly Hills, Barbara Boxer and Elvis’ daughter.

    3) Mudslides, beaches where you can’t get a cheesesteak sandwhich and Brian Wilson’s daughters.

    4) Neverland, Barbara Streisand and her husband, Dr. Keilly (Marcus Welby’s assistant). Personally, I had the hots for Consuelo…

    5) Bottled water a $4 a clip, sprouts, mandatory sunglasses that cost over $200 and Uncle Jessie from Full House.

    6) Michael Jackson, Robert Blake, Jane Fonda, Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi, Charles Manson, Willy Brown, Phil Spector, Kirstie the fat actress, OJ, Al Cowlings, Mariah Carey, the Menendez brothers, the Bloods, the Crips and Jerry Lewis.

    Comment by cousin gary — June 15, 2005 @ 8:28 am

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