July 2, 2005

Catfish and the Gator.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 12:14 am

I have made no secret of my fear and loathing of alligators. The sight of one of those creatures gives me a case of the hot squirts.

There are gators in a pond that is about 300 yards from Catfish’s house. The other day, one of these monsters, about 14 feet long, bit a 90 pound golden lab in two pieces and ate both pieces for lunch. Every time I think about that I get the shivers.

Cat has been trying to dispatch this beast and has the support of all of his neighbors (presumably who have dogs and children), except for one guy who likes having the pond full of gators. I’m thinking that Catfish ought to use that guy for bait.

Good hunting, Cat. But, be careful: those bastards can hit 35 miles per hour on land.


  1. oooooooohhh, the hot squirts… you’re probably safe in jersey…

    Comment by shoe — July 2, 2005 @ 9:39 am

  2. I tried to post a comment, but it blocked a completely innocuous comment for “questionable content”


    Comment by jmflynny — July 2, 2005 @ 9:59 pm

  3. flynny,
    I am puzzled (What else is new?). This comment came through, and the spam zapper looks at URL’s not the words in the comment. I checked to make sure that that your URL is not identified as spam, and it is not.

    I’ll think on it some more.

    Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — July 2, 2005 @ 10:14 pm

  4. That flynny is a very good looking lady, Cat

    Comment by Catfish — July 3, 2005 @ 6:06 pm

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