July 14, 2005

25 Year Sentence.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:02 pm

OK, suppose you’re a 63 year old founder and former CEO of a huge telecommunications company and you’ve been convicted of overseeing the largest corporate fraud in U.S. history and sentenced to a 25 year prison term, which means that under the applicable sentencing guidelines you will be in jail until you are 85 years old. Let’s further suppose that you have three months before you have to report to jail.

What do you do?

Hellloooooooooooo South America.

1 Comment »

  1. Is that “pound you in the ass” federal prison?

    Comment by Dax Montana — July 14, 2005 @ 8:23 pm

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