July 25, 2005

Gorilla Stompin’ Rant.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:30 pm

Enjoy Every Sandwich has posted the best rant I’ve read in a while. It deals with a bill being proposed by one of the maroons in the New Jersey Assembly that would ban smoking while driving. (Note: The BlogSpot permalink is not working, so scroll to July 25 for the Post entitled, “Destroy New Jersey Before New Jersey Destroys You.”)

I would have preferred that the Assembly tackle the issue of nose picking while driving. Ever get stuck in traffic next to someone who has his finger buried in his shnozzola up to the second knuckle? Ewwwww.

Seriously folks, New Jersey already has a perfectly good Careless Driving Statute, so we need this silly shit about as much as we needed, say, Golan Cipel.


  1. First they tax it.

    Then they find ways to fine it.

    Then they move on to the “next” easy prey.


    Comment by RedNeck — July 26, 2005 @ 1:33 am

  2. someone who has his finger buried in his shnozzola up to the second knuckle?

    This is what Granny Alice would have thought a “blogger” was.

    Comment by Jack Bog — July 26, 2005 @ 4:37 am

  3. The leading cause of car accidents is stupidity. Let’s ban that.

    Comment by marydell — July 26, 2005 @ 12:45 pm

  4. … it’s impossible to ban stupidity… if we did that, we’d have to lock up all of our politicians… and then what would we do?… we’d be like little lost sheep without thier guidance…

    Comment by Eric — July 26, 2005 @ 6:58 pm

  5. Lighting a small hash pipe full of very seedy pot, with two hands, while driving with one’s knees down the Turnpike was doubtlessly illegal. But heck, we could do it, except when one of those flamin’ seeds popped and flew out onto the driver’s stindeens. There oughta be a law against that! If you were alone at the time, you had to throw down the lighter and douse it with the nearby can of Bud….

    Comment by Jack Bog — July 26, 2005 @ 9:28 pm

  6. Man, Brush Fire while driving. Doesn’t get much more hairy (pun intended) than that!

    Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — July 26, 2005 @ 9:40 pm

  7. Thanks for the kind words, Jim.

    Oh, and the links been fixed.

    Comment by skippystalin — July 27, 2005 @ 1:30 am

  8. I read that article yesterday and thought about you! I figured you would have a post on it,,,hey, the politicians have to have something to do, right?

    Comment by Michele — July 27, 2005 @ 4:43 am

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