Cosmic Alignment.
You know? Sometimes the planets, stars and other celestial things line up just right and great things happen, sort of like the Age of Aquarius. You remember that, right? The moon, the Seventh House, Jupiter aligning with Mars, hippies – Hell, it was a Broadway Show, a hit song and a movie.
I don’t know what house the moon is occupying at the moment, nor do I have any idea where Jupiter and Mars are in relation to one another at the moment, but something must be going just right in the universe because there is just no other way to account for the following cosmically wonderful things:
You can now buy dog food formulated with yogurt!
“P. Diddy†has announced that, henceforth, he will be known simply as “Diddy.â€
Madonna’s injuries, suffered while horseback riding on her 1,200 acre, $16 million estate in England, will not affect the release of her new album in November.
I simply have got to get me some flowers for my farookin’ hair.
Excuse me Jim, but don’t you mean GREAT farookin’ hair?!?!? 🙂
Comment by Tammi — August 17, 2005 @ 8:47 pm
Jim,
I asked my RedNeck ‘strologer “What’s the realtion between Mars and Jupiter at the moment”, and he told me “They’re seperated dummy! They got together a while back and spawned that bastid’10th planet, but after that, they separated”.
Just wanted to say Hi man. Hope things are suitable in Jersey.
Comment by RedNeck — August 17, 2005 @ 9:57 pm
Flowers in your hair, eh? Remember that on Saturday…it’ll start to seem like a good idea after a few drinks! 😉
Comment by zonker — August 18, 2005 @ 12:39 am
I think a Daisy would be perfect. 😉
Comment by Dana — August 18, 2005 @ 2:11 am
If I ever see you with FLOWERS in your hair, I’ll know good and well that you weren’t drunk when you entered the ladies’ bathroom.
I’ll know that you’re just a horny old codger.
Comment by Acidman — August 18, 2005 @ 2:12 pm