August 22, 2005

Texas Gator.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:00 pm


Just what I need — a picture of a big-ass gator that was shot when it was found to be walking around in someone’s back yard in West Columbia, Texas.

If I ever saw a thing like that in my back yard, the emergency guys would be putting the paddles on my chest for shit sure.


Thanks, I think, to my friend Brian, the Air Force Vet.


  1. I’d rather deal with coyotes and earthquakes.

    Comment by Patrick — August 22, 2005 @ 10:13 pm

  2. That is one big gator even when you allow for the perspective.

    Hey Jim, with your fear of gators I have to wonder: who are you? Captain Hook?

    Tick, tick, tick…

    Comment by joated — August 22, 2005 @ 11:40 pm

  3. Wow, that’s at least 50 pairs of shoes and five sets of matched luggage.

    Comment by Riss — August 23, 2005 @ 1:48 am

  4. The gator was 13 feet and one inch, which is about two feet shorter than the beast that lived in the pond by Catfish’s house!


    Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — August 23, 2005 @ 2:56 am

  5. The tail on mine was 7 foot long, I took a tape to it, but it was in the water so long, when I tried to pick it up, it all fell apart, it was rotten, no good for anythingm meat or hide. I have three smaller ones in my pond now, will get them before they get too big. If I get a good head, I will send it to you Jimbo, Cat

    Comment by Catfish — August 23, 2005 @ 10:10 am

  6. Cat,

    As much as I appreciate the kind offer, please send the gator head to someone who would not need a roll of toilet paper upon opening the package.

    Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — August 23, 2005 @ 4:26 pm

  7. OMG! I live in Texas too. That thing is going to give me nightmares!

    Comment by blondage — August 23, 2005 @ 8:52 pm

  8. The picture must have been doctored. It HAS to be a Velociraptor, or something related.
    Obviously Jurassic park was true.

    Comment by Horrabin — August 25, 2005 @ 11:34 pm

  9. Who cares if its ass is big. Do gators even have asses?

    Comment by moos — August 27, 2005 @ 5:31 pm

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