August 24, 2005

Another Nose?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:40 pm

I think that my nose may be growing another nose. This second schnozzola is growing by the hour on the left side of my nose, just south of where my eyeglasses rest. And it hurts.

A mondo zit? Could be, I suppose, but I figure that I’m waaay to old to be getting zits. Hell, I don’t even know whether one can still buy Clearasil.

I cannot help but worry that, when its gestation period is complete, my secondary nose will emerge with a vengeance, looking like that sharona with teeth that popped out of the guy’s abdomen in the movie “Alien”.

If that happens, I shall simply name it Emil and try to go about my business.


  1. A third nipple, perhaps?

    Comment by zonker — August 24, 2005 @ 9:24 pm

  2. Hush, Pinocchio.

    Comment by Ken Adams — August 24, 2005 @ 9:30 pm

  3. Bette Midler talked about reaching an age where the body takes on a mind of its own. I hope it’s just a zit, although I saw where Chris on Family Guy grew a zit that talked and even pulled a gun on him. So even if it’s a second nose, count your blessings.

    Comment by Mr. Snitch! — August 25, 2005 @ 2:23 am

  4. Maybe it’s a tumor.

    Comment by Randy — August 25, 2005 @ 2:57 am

  5. Eets not a tooomah.

    Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — August 25, 2005 @ 3:05 am

  6. .. that’s the spirit, Jimbo.. go in peace, Emil….

    Comment by Eric — August 25, 2005 @ 8:08 am

  7. You know when Emil emerges, he’s going to demand his own blog, don’t you?

    Comment by dogette — August 25, 2005 @ 11:01 am

  8. This post seems to have grown… uh, legs. Hmm. Zitblogging. Hey we want pictures!

    Comment by Mr. Snitch! — August 25, 2005 @ 9:34 pm

  9. Um, buddy? I think it’s time you get the truth: you’re reproducing asexually. Budding, or fission, perhaps.

    Comment by liv — August 27, 2005 @ 6:43 pm

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