Jersey Deluge.
New Jersey experienced an exceedingly dry August and September. Indeed state officials had been two days away from issuing a drought warning. However, since last weekend, the Garden State has been clobbered by a series of storms producing torrential rain. Many towns are already flooded, with people being forced to evacuate their homes, and flood warnings have been issued for several parts of the state.
Damn you, George Bush!
Well – since I’m now in MA and we are also being deluged – I was going to blame Kerry. But if you insist I can easily blame George. 🙂
Comment by Teresa — October 12, 2005 @ 11:58 pm
That b*tch Hillary, too.
Comment by Jack Bog — October 13, 2005 @ 1:08 am
Send some of it our way. It’s drier than a popcorn fart here.
Comment by rita — October 13, 2005 @ 3:26 am
Chuck Schumer claimed that Bush secretly seeded the clouds in order to keep down the urban vote down in November.
Jon Corzine said that Doug Forrester stole all the umbrellas from senior citizens and secretly purchased all the water rights in the Garden State.
Kanye West said Bush is trying to drown all minorites.
Hillary was recently seen looking for her two-timing husband, who was last seen trying to get out of the rain by sneaking into a sorority keg party.
Comment by cousin gary — October 13, 2005 @ 9:12 am
Hope you are high and dry on top of a hill somewhere!
Comment by Michele — October 13, 2005 @ 12:43 pm