February 2, 2006

Full of Shit.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 11:57 pm

Michelle Hines of Michigan worked very hard at being just that — full of shit — just before she produced the world’s longest unbroken turd. The Mondo Stronzo measured 26 feet, which is the exact length of Ms. Hines’ colon.

In order to accomplish this amazing feat, she ate lots and lots and lots of fiber the week before the event and bulked up even more with Metamucil. During that week, she held back the gathering shitstorm by using a special heiney plug.

A high school provided her with the use of its bowling alley to produce this stunning work of art.

Intermaweb.net has the story, with pictures, here.

h/t Curmudgeonly & Skeptical (check out the rollover)


  1. do you think she’s a Democrat? she looks like a Democrat.

    Comment by gregor — February 3, 2006 @ 7:41 am

  2. Just.


    Comment by Craig — February 3, 2006 @ 8:20 am

  3. I guess I just want to know why?

    Comment by Contagion — February 3, 2006 @ 8:48 am

  4. I am so sick I looked at the pix twice, once on C&S and again here. Slow learner? Did I think this record was broken twice? Did I just forget from yesterday? I must be gettin’ old.

    Comment by hoosierboy — February 3, 2006 @ 9:21 am

  5. i swore i wasnt gonna look, but dammit, i did.

    i dont know if you clicked on the michelle hines link on intramaweb that was provided in the story but if you did, you would have seen this bit of information:

    “The work of Michelle Hines often employs strategies of willful fakery to accentuate particular human dynamics and responses”

    whether real or fake, one thing is for certain…the woman, herself, is a complete freak.

    Comment by mr. helpful — February 3, 2006 @ 9:49 am

  6. HOLY… well, SHIT! Like Contagion asked, “Why?”

    Comment by That 1 Guy — February 3, 2006 @ 11:38 am

  7. Let’s just say I’m waiting on Catfish’s take on all this…

    Comment by Rube — February 3, 2006 @ 12:18 pm

  8. **blink, blink, blink**

    Comment by Moogie — February 3, 2006 @ 2:08 pm

  9. She’s from U of M. Of course she’s a faker (and Lesbanian).

    Comment by nesselrode5 — February 3, 2006 @ 3:35 pm

  10. Gotta be a quote from her proud parents somewhere.

    Comment by dogette — February 3, 2006 @ 4:44 pm

  11. I.will.not.look.

    See, all it takes is some self control.

    Comment by MCPO Airdale — February 3, 2006 @ 6:41 pm

  12. crap-blogging

    I never thought that Jimbo would stoop so low… but I should have known better. He IS a lawyer, after…

    Trackback by Gut Rumbles — February 3, 2006 @ 11:47 pm

  13. I am in awe.

    Comment by Elisson — February 4, 2006 @ 5:53 am

  14. ick. Just ick.

    Comment by Beth Donovan — February 4, 2006 @ 7:40 am

  15. …. that’s amazing… did you see the look on her face as she was duckwalking?…

    Comment by Eric — February 4, 2006 @ 8:09 am

  16. Breaking records…

    … you know… people really, really are amazing critters… and not just because of all those faculties that Shakespeare and other poets have rambled on about… all that “how like an angel” stuff… … no… people are amazing critters because…

    Trackback by Straight White Guy — February 4, 2006 @ 8:44 am

  17. I had to take a look to see just what someone looks like is is more full of shit than I am.

    Comment by GUYK — February 4, 2006 @ 10:28 am

  18. I had to take a look to see just what someone looks like who is more full of shit than I am.

    Comment by GUYK — February 4, 2006 @ 10:28 am

  19. I’m sorry I didn’t get the uptake on this… “effort”. And, even though I briefly viewed the art work, I failed to take note of whether or not she had brown eyes.

    I hope she’s relieved.

    Comment by RedNeck — February 4, 2006 @ 7:50 pm

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